This is Nathan Keating, a D-Backs fan who is as faithful as he is persistent as he is drunk.
A drunk Keating (painted from the waist up in the home team's color, Sedona red) was tossed from the stadium for cursing at other fans during the D-Backs 3-1 win over the Cubs on Saturday. After initially leaving the ballpark without being charged, Keating, 22, returned to the stadium grounds where he was arrested [and] charged with misdemeanor trespassing.
He was also charged with one count of "caring about the D-Backs enough to paint your torso," which carries a penalty of lifelong ridicule.
(Wait a second, Nate Keating? Isn't he the kicker for the Chargers?)
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There are Diamondback fans?
Jesus, dude, I love baseball enough to have one tattooed somewhere on my person, but for fuck's sake fuckstick – it's BASEBALL. Have a beer and CALM THE HELL DOWN.
Even though that is some other dude, this story is creepy enought for me to drop Nate KAEDING from my Fantasy Football draft list. Suit up, Matt Stover, you're going in!
Isn't this how John Wayne Gacy got his start? He's coming for all the gays in arizona… at the D-backs game is probably the best way to start
Like the chargers are going to kick field goals anyway
He was arrested for attempting to collect the scalps of Diamondback season ticket holders.
Phillies/Mets/Yankees/Red Sox fans find it quaint that you can get tossed from the ballpark for cursing at other fans.
Phony Gwynn, a baseball tattoo might be worse. This guy is just a young moron, and the paint washes off.
That being said 'Wow' to Nate.
That dude looks like a reject from Cirque du Soliel. Sack up, Nate!
@HHY: Ask Uff, it's tasteful.
Actually, don't ask. It's supposed to be Atlas holding horsehide, but it looks like Jesus.
I've said too much.
Ladianian Tomlinson later cried that Nate's celebration of the D-backs win was too excessive
@phony: See, now I want to see it, and I say that with a staunch record of heterosexuality.
@ JL White
That's the first thing I thought off too…"Damn, Nate Kaeding's outta control."
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Typing is for pussies.
Gotta support the team.
/Puddy
@HHY:
A hockey tattoo is 20 times worse. My "friend" got the Dallas Stars logo (for all you non-hockey guys, that's what team Mike Modano – who just married Willa Ford – plays for) tattooed on his calf.
Public scorn/ridicule forever.
He's the bastard son of the spray paint sniffer
@hero – you should seriously color that in and call it a Cowboys tattoo
Definitely looks like a kicker.
when did JJ Redick change his name?
He's on the way to Whatever-Happened-To-Baby-Jane-Con 2007.
Its not j j reddick. cant you tell its steve-o's younger brother. he is 75% native chawktaw indian.
Chase Field caters to old fucks who retired in Phoenix. I got kicked out for hitting an old man (D-backs fan) in the back of the head with my Atlanta Braves foam tomahawk and yelling obsenities and being too drunk and throwing my tasty, tasty chicken tenders at people, which I regreted the second I let go of it. That's why I hate pHOEnix and Eric Byrnes.
He must have been a hit in the Drunk Tank.
At Fenway, you get kicked out if you DON'T berate the opposing teams fans.
Phoenix hates you Pauly…along with the rest of the world
Phoenix hates you Pauly…along with the rest of the world
Eh. What are you gonna do?
I don't think requesting that another man confirm the tastefulness of your ball tattoo is the way to go.
So wait….Phoenix actually has white folk living there?
From the way Republican's talk, it's all illegals and I know the elephant party wouldn't lie to me! Someone forward this photo to Homeland Security and tell them someone has invented spray paint that makes you look like a douchebaggier version of Dave Matthews and impairs your ability to judge the worthiness of baseball teams.
"douchebaggier version of Dave Matthews"
Is that even possible?
@Col. Stinkmeaner
Absolutely not. It is completely not possible to be any more douchey than Dave Matthews already is. GOD I hate DMB.
At least in Arizona it's a dry heat.