CHEER-COUGAR REALITY SHOW TO AIR
08.30.07
Country Music Television has created a reality makeover show entitled "I Want to Look Like a High School Cheerleader Again" in which 10 former high school cheerleaders will compete against each other during a series of physical and emotional challenges for $50,000 and the opportunity to perform live again.
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders trainer Jay Johnson (CMT's "Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team") will whip 10 former high school cheerleaders into shape with the help of his wife, Lin, and his "army-style" fitness regimen…
"We're giving some lucky women a chance to change their health, their attitude, their lives and relive those cheerleading glory days all over again," CMT head of development Bob Kusbit said.
Some of the challenges the contestants can expect to endure are: fellating a former high school quarterback in the back of a station wagon, making former high school wallflowers feel self-conscious, being just nice enough to former high school nerds to stimulate masturbation fantasies, and encouraging other contestants to develop eating disorders. Should be great!
(Thanks to hunk of raw steel Alex for the tip.)
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She looks like she wears underwear with dick holes in 'em.
I guess you want to remember to cup her balls…
Is there no bottom to this reality TV shitcan?
I just came back after a few beers to see if the photoshop got more attractive.
And the answer is yes…
What's wrong with the dude in that picture? He looks all Jame Gumb-y.
Reminds me of the cheerleaders that would actually go down on me in HS. Sigh, I miss you, Todd. Call me?
Is that the new woman in Elijah Dukes' life? Some guys have all the luck.
although only two "articles" in, I'm really excited to see where this "GOOD GOD 289" tag is going. I know one place it's going though. My favorites.
Fuck! How did I miss that. I can tell already this picture is going to haunt my dreams. Speaking of Kid Nation, i guess some kids ate glass and drank bleach.. Just hearsay, thats all im sayin.
The two Coreys would like you to know that they think these women are pathetic.
@swanychitown – they're the ones who came up with the show
All I'm wondering is how they are going to incorporate the special ed kids in all of this.
Will there be a competition for puking up Strawberry Hill in a field?
fellating a former high school quarterback in the back of a station wagon…
Somehow they've got to find a way to combine these two, ya know to make it more realistic.
If these cheerleaders are like those from my high school, "Dry Humping and Hand Jobs" will be the most competitive event on the show.
Will there be a competition for puking up Strawberry Hill in a field?
Who Wants to be a Band Geek?
fellating a former high school quarterback in the back of a station wagon…
To re-create the shame and degradation of high school, they should have to blow a current high school player. I also think that I need to go buy a varsity jacket and some algebra books.
Can anyone explain to me how Scientologists Justify marrige?
I bet Todd Marinovich's father is pitching an idea for a work release program somewhere right now.
Jesus Mary and Joseph. At least the commentary has been brilliant today. Except for all my posts except the ski trip. That's the Ari Gold Standard, yea Ari fuckos.
fellating a former high school quarterback in the back of a station wagon…
Second contestant: Larry Craig
Also, are these contestants going to be hot little soccer moms or big, disgusting rednecks who deperately need a makeover?
@CTC: With exclusive previews from
"I Want to Be Molested By My High School Gym Teacher Again!"
Stay tuned at 11 for
"I Want To Look Like A Crazed High School Gunman Again!"
@weed – No, the bastard children are being used for future seasons of that Kid Nation.
Holy Christ on a cracker. That picture is just so wrong.
I'm finally capable of eating today and I have to see this?!?
These tits don't count.
But will the show pay for the abortions?
Yes
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (passes out)
"I Want to Look Like a High School Cheerleader Again"
Go blow someone that loathes you.
Next question?
fellating a former high school quarterback in the back of a station wagon…
First contestant: Mark Foley