As far as highlights from the Jets-Vikes preseason game go, this isn't nearly as good as Adrian Peterson's running clinic, but I'm predisposed to show clips of With Leather archnemesis Joe Buck.
Buck has obviously never seen a kitten dressed as a pirate — otherwise he'd feel differently. Even worse, he now faces a letter-writing campaign from the subscribers of Cat Fancy. You do NOT want to fuck with those people. Lonely women who buy a second cat to keep the first one company have got plenty of time to organize grassroots movements. Not to mention cobwebs on their hoo-hahs.
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Kind of like his fear of ever shutting up, which obviously the voice troll would steal his voice and never return it, which as we all know, would be seriously depriving the world of the wonderous commenting and knowledge of douchebaggery in all it's glory, coming from the best homer St. Loukal douche ever, Diamond Joe Buck
DeShaun Stevenson Shot? [www.wesh.com];
Awe, DC is a hellhole guys, get out while you can.
Joe Buck is a pussy – get it?
In any event I can assure you that Joe Buck thinks putting up this post is a disgusting act.
If Mike Patrick can work in a box chewing reference how does Joe Buck not work in a pussy licking reference ?
"That's a dirty cat."
I'm betting this fear is rooted deep in Joe's childhood, back when his mother forced him to perform cunningless on the famiy house cat.
@Careless: It's cunnilingus but you are probably correct. Or perhaps it was when his mother forced him to perform it on her while the cat watched.
I'm suprised Joe didn't blow up and say that it was distusting that someone's pussy was showing infront of
thousandshunderedstens of Jets fans."There's a cat on our team dressed as a pirate?!?"
Sorry, I fell asleep last night while watching "Dodgeball" and reading Cat Fancy.
With all that dirty kitty hanging around the end zone, you'd think they'd lifted Michael Vick's suspension….
I've hated Joe Buck ever since his rant during the Randy Moss mooning incident
The cat's name is Hoffa.
Joe Buck is dating Josh's Brother.