BUST BUSTED
08.29.07
Todd Marinovich, the former Raiders quarterback who remains one of the biggest draft busts of all time, is now 38 years old. And he rides a skateboard and does meth.
Police said Marinovich, 38, ran from officers who tried to stop him about 1:15 a.m. Sunday for skateboarding near the Newport Pier boardwalk, where skateboarding is prohibited.
He was found hiding in a carport about 1:30 a.m., police Sgt. Evan Sailor said. After searching Marinovich, police found about one gram of methamphetamine, a metal spoon and a hypodermic needle, Sailor said.
Fuckin' pigs, man. How many stickers do I need to put on lamp posts before people realize SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME? Having meth, well, yeah: that's a crime. But it is a lot of fun.
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Skateboards and meth…where did my youth go?
You know what? If Brooks ever offers to trade one of his girls for me go right ahead and pull the trigger. It's a win for all parties involved.
Well, at least we know Owen Wilson's next film project…
At 38 years old, does he not know that skateboarding and meth are supposed to be well behind him? At this point he should be mature enough that his crimes would involve some combination of beating his wife, driving a car while intoxicated, paying strippers for sex, gambling, killing animals, using a double sided dildo while on a cruise, killing his pregnant fiance, jerking off in public, soliciting sex, or crossing state lines with the intent to distribute narcotics.
He's so immature.
While sk8boarding is not a crime, eating Big Macs when you're growing up is. -Signed Sheriff Marinovich's Dad
Ryan Leaf was able to hide with his rollerblades in a nearby trashcan… and is now PISSED that he missed this opportunity to become relevant again.
Oh no! A washed up footballing meth-head in my car-hole!
What a moron. At no time during the 15 minutes from when they started to chase him to when they found him did he think to stash that shit somewhere?
Note to Raiders fans: Al Davis once had the same enthusiasm for RoboQB as he now has for JaMarcus. So, you know, good luck with that.
"But it is a lot of fun."
Stephanie Tanner respectfully disagrees.
I can't wait for the Owens brother's funny remake of "Leaving Las Vegas"
As for Marinovich; he's 38 and skateboarding? He's 38 and doing meth? He really wants to not see 39.
<i>At no time during the 15 minutes from when they started to chase him to when they found him did he think to stash that shit somewhere?</i>
Papa would have killed him for fumbling.
stupid non html sites
I wonder if he's ever tried to shoot up WHILE skateboarding. That would be a more impressive feat than anything he did on the field.
Somewhere, a wry smirk crosses the face of Dan McGwire …
Ryan Leaf was able to hide with his rollerblades in a nearby trashcan…
When Ryan Leaf stashes things in a trash can, it's called "tidying up his closet."
Ryan Leaf was able to hide with his rollerblades in a nearby trashcan…
Finally, he is home…..
Not reported was sea bass janikowski passed out on the pier after date raping himself.
You know what? If Brooks ever offers to trade one of his girls for me go right ahead and pull the trigger. It's a win for all parties involved.
No 289.. you're irreplaceable. I think i speak for everyone when i say your photoshops and quirky comments keep us all going throughout our days.
who's Brooks anyways?
Oh.. that Brooks. OOOh those girls.
Yeah… you're ass would be gone.
Hmmm…. What are the odds a story about drugs, a Sailor at a pier and a QB bust wouldn't have the phrase "Brady Quinn" in it anywhere?
Was he at least still able to sell those counterfeit jeans???
Want a real chuckle? Go to the Orange County Inmate Search link:
[www.ocsd.org]
And enter Marinovich's name and look at his occupation. Artist? Yeah, bullshit artist, maybe….
Hahahahahahaha!