Dear Fox Soccer Channel,
Get with the program already.
"BODY PAINT MAKES SOCCER FUN"
I hope that isn't lead based.
Speaking of lead… I could use some lead boxers right about now.
i'm not particularly proud to admit it, but i found that clip a while ago during a very spirited bout of internet porn hunting. and not to get everyone too excited, but in the full version those chicks end up fucking some dude for money.
painted on uniforms ? i think we know the answer to this question; Shaved or Unshaved ?
I'm painting my monitor right now.
Sign me up for lifetime season tickets.
This video suffers from lack of lighting and a zoom lens- you can never go wrong with a zoom lens.
This video also suffers from a lack of slow motion and replays. Which would make this video: A well lit, zoomed in, replays in slow motion. Sounds good to me. Oh look, my better half (yes, half!) agrees.
Your move, Lingerie Bowl.
All I need is to watch about 10 minutes of this sport, then I'd have a smoke, and take a nap.
10 minutes?? Quit bragging, asshole. I didn't even have to hit play.
When did you find the time to teach your penis to type??
That's some trick!
but with leather gets a shout out over at SI for yesterdays Chris Cooley post .
And, do you have to be watching this type of video for your penis to be able to type?
Gotta wish you were that goalie, right?
I hope none of them have small pores, they could easily suffocate; as I am currently suffocating from the hottness.
Does Matt still get paid for this post? You know, since his penis wrote it and it's so short.
THE POST IS SHORT. I MEANT THE POST IS SHORT.
How does one become a goalie in that league?
@289, beter question. How does one become a uniform manager in that league ?
So if the priest from the earlier post had body paint would he still have been arrested?
Color me horny.
Why do I have to be at work right now when all I want to do is watch this video?
I was just thinking WAS, not about the priest but if I could be a Body Paint Artist, using my penis as the brush? I wonder if there is a school for that? MONSTER.com here I cum!!!
Dear Soccer –
I am very sorry for every bad thing I've ever said about you. You are lovely.
Still waiting for the makeout session that would have made this clip worth watching.
I guarantee Lawrence Taylor or Dennis Rodman coaches a team in that league.
The ABC Sports Crotch Cam really needs to be employed here.
I like this video like I like most women; on mute. The soundtrack is cheesier than elevator music.
It must be hard for that goalie to concentrate on the ball…
I volunteer to help them remove their uniforms at the end of the game.
Best post we've seen all year.
and by we I mean me and penis. If that was unclear.
At :47 in that chick was blatantly offsides! Where's the fuckin' ref on that? Bollocks!
This is from a porn site called money talks. These chicks did this then get fucked for a couple thousand.