08.31.07 BARKLEY DISPROVED EXISTENCE OF GOD
Back in '97, the Spurs tanked a bunch of games to get a better shot at the #1 draft pick. Which they subsequently got. And used to get Tim Duncan. And 4 NBA titles. And counting.
In this very special episode of whatever TNT calls their NBA show, they get into the Way Back Machine and check out Sir Charles' comments at the time. There's a lot of "God doesn't like this" and "The sinners shall receive their due" and whatnot.
The bad news is that Chuck was painfully wrong. The good news is that there's no God. Woo-hoo! Sodomy for everyone!
[TrueHoop]

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BARKLEY DISPROVED EXISTENCE OF GOD
Holy shit someone with integrity! Take a picture!
If there was any God, every Spurs player would be spit-roasted until they became nothing but charred specks of atoms.
Woo-hoo! Sodomy for everyone!
John Amechi nods approvingly.
Barkley's fucking awesome.
Matt: I guess you never read Dantes Inferno huh? You in trouble now!
TNT just proved the existence of Carl Herrera
The bad news is that Chuck was painfully wrong. The good news is that there's no God.
It's a pretty big question to leave in the hands of Charles Barkley to settle, don'tcha think?
I got Sir Charles' Autograph in the Comisky Park Skybox when i was about 12 years old. nice guy, just saw him walking out with a buddy after the game, my dad and i and sir charles and his buddy were the only 4 people in the long hallway out. i still have it in one of my programs.
Sodomy for some, miniature Amercan flags for all!!!
God was too busy punishing the super-cheating Celtics by raining his vengeance down upon them in the form of Rick Pitino. Fucking God.
+1 Enrico Pallazzo
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