Cheerleading enthusiast Alex reminded me today that although classes haven't started, the Arizona State cheerleading squad is already preparing for the coming season.
The cheerleaders practice twice a week in the gymnastics training facility, where, this week, the cooling is not working as it should. "They'll all lose about four pounds of water weight during today's practice," said coach Jess Brown Monday…
Yes… they'll lose "water" weight. At least if they want to stay on the squad they will.
"Most of our cheerleaders have some gymnastics background and they all have to be in terrific shape," she said. The ASU cheerleaders build human pyramids that stack three people high and climb to the height of a two-story building.
Speaking of stacks of three high people, this seems like a good time to remember the tale of the ASU cheerleader shown here — Courtney Simpson, a typically American story of pluck and business acumen. She was raised Mormon, but clashed with her parents because of her partying lifestyle. When they cut her off financially, she had to find work. And work she did, as this extremely NSFW collection of links attests. Oh, and she got kicked off the team for filming a porn scene in her ASU cheerleading outfit. Since it's ASU, they would have been okay with porn, but wearing the cheerleading uniform was too much.

Lord have mercy I LOVE cheerleader posts!
Well, it is common knowledge that Vivid Video is the official Smut Provider of the NCAA. Her signing with Bangbros.com is why ASU is so upset, no royalties!
So she went to college to support her porn career?
Can we end more work days with NSFW posts to re-check when we get home?
Sha-ha-ha-haaaaron!
Cutting off financial support for your way-hot daughter–shrewd move, dad.
Actually, the porn movie was filmed after she had already left ASU. THe school was upset because she wore the uniform, but they no longer had any legal jurisdiction over her.
It came on the heels (no pun intended) of another porn incident – an on campus taping of a Shane's World video that involved some student government officers.
The real beauty of it all is no one could tell the porn stars from normal students. Going to ASU kicked ass.
I really respect girls that are working their way through school!
She's just three more DP features from being a Laker Girl too.
I'm very disappointed in the work ethic of our young, pseudo-college-going female porn stars. This lass (with no boobs whatsoever) appeared in 45 "titles" during the 2006 season and an even more impressive 57 in her 2005 rookie campaign, however, she has "filmed" a mere 2 in 2007. Obviously she did not have much of a sophomore slump (or hump, as it were in her case), but this 3rd-year production would even have Bob Hamelin pointing and laughing.
Hubie Brown was quoted as saying, "No upside, but I'd make it run down her backside".
Hot Carl Monday should give campus tours a la Tom Green in Road Trip.
This chick grew up two house down from me…I played hoops with her brother! Her real name is Courtney Cox…which begs the question: Why change your name!
Stupid fucking northeast liberal arts schools and their snooty "academic standards" and "cheerleading isn't an impressive extracurricular activity" and "we're too good to admit slutty cheerleaders" and "a diverse student body includes 100 Ayn Rand reading overweight Filipina lesbians but it would fucking kill us to throw you a couple of slutty cheerleaders who'll do porn for cheap just to help you deal with the oppressive cold"… I want my $100,000 back you assholes.
I'm not above making out with potential students' mothers.
I've seen the scene that she did in the ASU outfit. The cheerleader outfit really gets me going. But she tries to talk dirty and she sounds ridiculous. And I turned it off when she started giving one of the dirtbags she was fucking a rimjob. Don't need to see that. Without the cheerleader outfit she's a low-rent, mediocre porn girl.
Without the cheerleader outfit she's a low-rent, mediocre porn girl.
That's knit picking, really, isn't it?
how low rent?… because i got about 13 bucks in my wallet
The only problem I have with this is that since she went to ASU, she more than likely swallowed some of Jake Plummer's venom.
13 bucks? That can only get you a Z-job, FOBS.
Gimme an "S"
"S"
Gimme a "T"
"T"
Gimme a "D"
"D"
I see your point.
Stupid fucking northeast liberal arts schools and their snooty "academic standards" and "cheerleading isn't an impressive extracurricular activity" and "we're too good to admit slutty cheerleaders" and "a diverse student body includes 100 Ayn Rand reading overweight Filipina lesbians but it would fucking kill us to throw you a couple of slutty cheerleaders who'll do porn for cheap just to help you deal with the oppressive cold"… I want my $100,000 back you assholes.
Testify, brutha.
I knew I should have gone there… not like my degree to Colorado State is doing much good… and I would have had a better time. Maybe.
Being an Arizonan, I have been engulfed in fustration that I only
madebeat-off to porns with JC sluts. JC Sluts; simple minded, easily allured, more accessible, don't need much cash for them, and did I mention they're sluts? God bless there souls, each and everyone of ya.Is that Vin Diesel in the one?
I can picture Dad Simpson:
"Well, I took care of that. I canceled all of Courtney's credit cards, put a freeze on our joint checking account and canceled her insurance policy! I'd like to see what Miss Smarty Pants does now that the gravy train has been closed for business! Now to go have sex with my seven underaged wives!"
One month later:
"Thanks for having me over, Ted. So you got a new double penetration video, eh? Let's pop that sucker in. I can't wait to see some horny slut get double penetrated while I sit here righteously judging the wicked, vile sinners partaking in this sharing of fles….WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! Turn it off! Turn it off! Wait…..no, you better turn it off….wait a second….yeah, turn it off. Yeah, I'm sure."
Fantastic london bridge, Courtney.
Some dad's that send there little girls off to college keep track of them by cell phone bills, GPS on the car, check with the school on a regular basis, but no not this dad !! He's serious , he has video surveillance on his little girl.
This movie is actually available to stream on hotmovies.com…um…or so I heard.
I, being the obligitory Arizona Wildcat have to say that I disaprove of this type of behavior and to quote a Simpsons joke that hopefuilly our faithful (To Matt Groening that is) leader might approve of "Heaven must be easier to get in to than Arizona State"
What kind of courses do they have there in ASU? Introduction to DVDA? Houston and Jameson Theory? Bridge Design? -Torturedpoolboy (Rutgers '03)
Girls who have sex for a living are just too good to be true.
There are tons of girls who have sex for a living; however, most of them don't document it. How else do non-working housewives earn their bread?
This was one of the best email forwards that I ever received and then passed on. Thanks for trip down memory lane. Ned Flanders said it best,
Looks like heaven's easier to get into these days than Arizona State!