"ALI LARTER ES MUY CALIENTE"
James Van der Beek, where are you now?
F-n Duh! Why do you think I watch "Heroes?"
^^^I think you might be gay,
Best quote of the movie is when Mox is arguing with his dad:
"I don't want….(pause for 3 minutes)…your life."
This movie reminds me of growing up a HS football star in the great state of texas. And by "HS football star" i meant chained bound and gaged… and by "Texas" I meant McSheisty's basement. No matter how much i shower i cant wash his hands off of me! (so i got that going for me, which is nice)
I dont wanna wait, for my lunch to get colder, da da da I wanna eat it now
I dont wanna wait, da da da the new Toyota, I want a car that has a lot of gas
No matter how much i shower i cant wash his hands off of me!
But the blood and semen came off nicely.
Speaking of MTV (which are all cinematic genius anyway) movies, I think we can agree that Joe's Appartment was possibly the best film of our generation.
yeah… where did you get that fire hose anyway. I still hear "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" in my dreams, you MONSTER!
They are actually speaking Italian…
Amazing how little press James Van der Geek received for playing a gay football player in that movie.
Huh? He wasn't gay? Oh, I just assumed that anyone that rejected Ali Larter in a whipped cream bikini played for the other team…
I wouldn't do her, either. No sirreee, bob.
I'd wreck her.
(Am I the only one that gets her mixed up with Ali Landry, the Doritos girl?)
"Ali Larter e molto caldo" (literalmente).