Not quite retired former tennis star Mark Philippoussis, 31, made his big decision on last night's finale of NBC's "Age of Love," the reality show in which Philippoussis had to choose between "kittens" in their 20s and "cougars" in their 40s. With his final two winnowed down to Amanda Salinas, the incredibly dumb and boring 26-year-old with a body that could make boiled spaghetti hard, and Jen Braff, a moderately interesting 48-year-old MILF who looked a dozen years younger, Philippoussis shocked the world by… selecting the younger chick he wanted to bone more.
Interestingly, both of the final two women came to the show from sports-related jobs. Amanda was a dancer for the Nashville Predators, and Jen is an assistant to LA Lakers owner/drunk driver Jerry Buss. And while Amanda's terrifyingly shiny forehead weirded me out the entire episode, Jen came off as the only person on the show who was remotely interesting. Not that she had much competition. I've sat through physics lectures that were more interesting than Philippoussis. Well, okay, so I've never taken a physics class. But I got pretty good at the ball-and-cup game, which is pretty much the same thing.
In conclusion, looks matter and all women should be as hot as Jen at the age of 48.
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Wow. This was the 4th post tagged with Nashville Predators. Thats… surprising.
On Bodog, you could actually bet whether he'd take a kitten or a cougar.
How stimulating. Men with ED have had better climaxes than this television show.
Greg Louganis' "Age of Love" will feature Cubs and Grizzlies.
I think the lesson here is obvious: Young women are categorically better than old women. It's science.
@ McSheisty, same on sportsinteraction… you can all sorts of fun stuff
This was as predictable as the stink from my shits. This is like asking whether you want a freshly made sandwhich from Subway or a half-eaten sandwhich from Quiznos.
There is just no way that any man alive is going to choose to have a long term relationship with a woman who is 17 years older; I don't care how hot she is. He's 31 and she most of the way to being a senior citizen, he'd just be killing time till he dumped her. I'll bet she can fuck like a rock star though. Wouldn't mind getting me some of that.
48 years old… works for Jerry Buss… is still single… AND is willing to subject herself to a reality show? I think Philippoussis may be smarter than we give him credit for: something has to be wrong with that chick!
(or maybe he's like every other guy in the world who just likes nailing younger, dumber girls?)
Now comes sleep and the realization several hours later that everyone involved has made a horrible, horrible mistake.
I too watched this show. I like Jen, but something weirded me out about her face (and the work that was done on it). She kinda looked like the Catwoman.
Amanda's body is sick. I thought the blond who was bouncin all over the place during the show's intro (Tessa?) was the hottest, but I'm partial to blondes with big tits.
+1 Burnsy.
Why do dumb jocks get to have all the fun? Let's see, I have to either select a young hottie cheerleader or someone who's 3/4ths my mom's age. Hmmmm.
Amanda was a dancer for the Nashville Predators
Does she dance with ice skates? or do they roll a carpet onto the ice for her to dance on? The Predators are a hockey team, right?
@WWSM
Who's to say what's right these days, what with all of our modern ideas… and products?
Hey, I wounted want to stick my meat wand where Jerry Buss has either.
wouldn't*
Really there are probably only about 5 people surprised at this outcome. They are all women in their 40s sitting around alone talking about the shocking conclusion with their cat named Mr. Frisky.
Phili-ppoussis?
Fifty bucks the Salinas kid picks her nose.
Fifty bucks more says she eats it.
Punch Rock Groin:
All right, we'll give the stupid old lady to the stupid old folks' home.
This makes sense now. The young girl who got caught with Buss on most recent booze cruise was the daughter of his assistant. Any guy who would rather bone a 26 over a 48 year old experienced Cougar is a complete moron. The 26 year old will lay there like a dead animal, while the Coug punish the guy so much that he will actually want to stop. Who is talking relationship on a reality dating show, PUH LEASE!
"…..but I'm partial to blondes with big tits."
Aren't we all?
MacG speaketh the truth.
Any guy who would rather bone a 26 over a 48 year old experienced Cougar is a complete moron.
Any guy who would rather bone a 48 year old over a 26 year old has serious mommy issues.
@MacG
I disagree. A 48 year-old's beaver is a dead animal.
I didn't watch the show because i thought Pete Sampras was going to come on and completely dominate Philippoussis and take all the Trophy Wives.
Anyone who gets to have the choice between the two needs a kick to the throat.
Any guy who would rather bone a 48 year old over a 26 year old has serious mommy issues.
It wouldn't be an issue if your mom would just leave me alone.
@ Punch
Dont hate the player, hate the…… actually, hate the player. Douche.
And 289 throws down the momma joke. Well played.
The 26 year old will lay there like a dead animal, while the Coug punish the guy so much that he will actually want to stop
I'm not here to criticize or anything, but might I suggest that perhaps, just maybe, the 26 year olds you've been with are not indicative of what sleeping with a 26 year old is like? Just saying.
I cant help it if she is attracted to sports blog photo artists. Shit, arent we all?
Word has it Phillippoussis double-faults in the bedroom as well so the woman is the real loser in this situation.
Weed,
As long as he isn't committing "foot faults" – because that would just be weird.
As long as he hit them both at some point, he has my support.
God, please let this be the one and only time they do this crap. I can't believe idiots actually watch this shit. Of course he's picking the 20-something chick, even if the 48 year old chick looks good now, everybody knows it will be a quick descent into hagdom for her.
yeah but look at that skin, boning the 26 year old must be the equivalent of fucking a football
I must be the outlier to this situation, as I'd take the older one, and be banging her like crazy, and then hope she has a daughter, and go for the trifecta.
then again i'm in my 40s, so a dumb 26 yr old are a dime a dozen and even more boring to me.
I am in my 20s and I would rather have sex with a hot cougar in her 40s(preferably late 30s) than a girl in her mid 20s. Yes, you can find some freaks in her 20s, most are on crazy pills but all cougars are freaks, thats what makes them cougars. Spend some time on this site for research.
http://www.urbancougar.com
Owner/drunk driver…funniest thing I’ve read today