YOUR STEELERS JERSEYS ARE NOT SAFE
07.12.07
I don't want to alarm anyone living in or around the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania area, but– RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! A BIG FAT LADY WANTS TO STEAL YOUR STEELERS JERSEYS!
A white woman, described as about 5 feet 7 inches tall and weighing between 180 and 200 pounds, was first observed July 2 on security video at the JCPenney store at the mall in Hempfield. The camera caught her placing almost two dozen game jerseys in a large bag and leaving the store without paying, according to state police at Greensburg.
The stolen jerseys were valued at $1,650.
Police said the incident was captured on video and remains under investigation. Here's to hoping that surveillance camera was shot in widescreen. -Skeet Skeet Skeet
(Thanks to Winning The Turnover Battle for helping me become a better human being.)
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Here's to hoping that surveillance camera was shot in widescreen.
But not HD. Please, for the love of all that is holy, NOT HD.
Big girls need
loveSteelers jerseys, too.How pathetic is it that the walrus "fled"? Did the po po just fall down laughing at that rotund ass hauling?
My God, where are her arms????
Manatees prefer that you refer to their appendages as flippers, or fins. You can see her 'arms' right there, they've got propeller scars all over them.
Damn sea cows always ruining my drinking while boating trips.
How can that fat bitch stuff a cream puff into her pie hole with those flippers? I'm utterly aghast.
Hot Dog in a Hallway
Thanks NOFX!
So Grimmace is a Steelers fan now? I totally had him figured for more of a Packers or Bears fan.
speaking of fat chicks….
walruses have the second largest penis of all mammals, i have the first
Which animal did you steal it from?
maybe she wants to go around impersonating Steelers, too?
Damn…can't the police just stake out the buffet lines throughout the greater Pittsburgh area??? Idiots!
Boom Baba Boom Baaba Boom! Hey! Chow Down Wide Load! I'm willing to bet these jerseys somehow factor into her ultimate revenge plan on society, cause you that is who she blames for her "condition"
You say the suspect is a fact white chick wearing a Steelers jersey in Pittsburgh?
That narrows it down to every female in the city, and possibly Mario Lemieux.
Looking at that photo, I know know what it feels like to be the prime rib on the buffet line.
What are the ods they even had 2 dozen XXL jerseys in stock?? Oh wait, it was Pittsburgh.
This is definitely when you call in your Wingman!
'a said slap that n ride the ripples' that's a huge bitch !!!
It is good to hear that the Penguin is keeping busy and staying within the profitable life of crime.
Ms. Pacman has been sought for questioning.
5'7 200 is overweight, but its not obese. I'd say that girl in the picture is tipping the scales at 350+. I
would fuckhave fucked a girl thats probably 5'7 180 (whats that cliche, its fun until your friends find out?)McSheisty's rule of thumb? As long as their tits stick out further then their stomach then fuck that fatty!
She needs the fabric to make 1 jersey.
Hey let's not judge her. She needed all the fabric to create one Super Steelers Jersey to enwrap her rotund-ness.
…….Unless shes ugly in the face. Ill fuck a pretty-faced fat chick. No ugly chicks allowed; skinny, fat, whatever. I do have standards.
Yo fat girl, come here are you ticklish? Yeah I called you fat, look at me I'm skinny…
@289
you got me…..from 50 cent, sorry
"Got a fat girl, on my jock. Got a fat girl on my jock…"
180-200??
Yeah, that's not counting both legs, both arms, and tits.
Oh, and Grimace is a Bears fan.
Looks like she uses sticks of butter for deodorant
Per Devin the Dude, "Show'em What They Pussy Made For"
And at least these hoes big and cute, not big and fucked up/you done fucked a skinny ugly ass ho, so nigga whats up/Dont give a fuck if you fuck these broads, nobody knows/So just drank and smoke this dank and lets fuck these hoes
you know 'the hero' has a point.
Sigh.
Yes.
Damn…can't the police just stake out the buffet lines throughout the greater Pittsburgh area??? Idiots!
Finding a fat chick in Pittsburgh w/ a Steelers jersey is not the easiest thing.
I don't know her, but I bet her husband/boyfriend has a mullet and they drive in a beat up, late model Chevy.
You try to narrow it down.
That's a huge bitch.
You would have thought Gilbert Brown would get a better looking woman.
When leaving the store with the stolen goods, The Whale looked up at the security camera and queefed out of her mouth, "Thanks, Mean Joe!!!"
dood- that's just wrong on this site… i'm expecting sports and tits. i mean, first soccer. now this?
damn it mom stop stealing shirts, I dont care how many you need to sow together in order for it to fit you
Is it too late to make a sew 'em together to make one joke
… fourth!
And now, to clear the palate, I offer Kim Kardashian's booty-ful tushy:
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Every guy will fuck and ugly chick and a fat chick. The trick is to do it in one drunken attempt.
thank you mikeski – that is one fine ass. unfortunately, i still had to go past fat-chick to get to it…
Hows about we sew all those jokes together and make 1 BIG JOKE!!
Well…I think the Steelers just found their new "Bus"
You know what good for her…for too long our country has pounded it into young girls heads that they need to be skinny to be beautiful…I say bravo…bravo, you fat disgusting bitch
Wanna see something funny?
Think of the sesame street game "one of these things is not like the other"
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fourth row
All I have to say is: "(Pig Noise)" well technically I never said anything, but a good solid and straight to the point pig snort will sum up all the other intelligent and humorous comments before me…good day.