07.31.07 YEAH, THAT’S WHAT VICK SHOULDA DONE
Paul Zeise is a reporter for the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, and as if his life wasn't miserable enough from that description alone, he now has issued an apology for remarks about the Michael Vick case he made on a late-night roundtable TV show. The comments that landed him in hot water:
"It's really a sad day in this country when somehow … Michael Vick would have been better off raping a woman if you look at the outcry of what happened. Had he done that, he probably would have been suspended for four games and he'd be back on the field. But because this has become a political issue, all of a sudden the commissioner has lost his stomach for it."
See, this is typical of the mainstream media. The know-it-all remarks from Monday morning dogfighters and armchair rapists are made of ignorance and arrogance. I mean, seriously. Ziese is totally clueless about the motivation for and repercussions of both rape and dogfighting.
For example, there's way more glory and money to be had in dogfighting… whereas rape is for angry loners and lacrosse players. Duh.
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YEAH, THAT’S WHAT VICK SHOULDA DONE
And Kobe Bryant!
What about if he raped pit bulls who lost dog fights? Because I think I read that Marcus was into that scene…
Or better yet - let's breed women to fight. In spandex. And call them all "Barbarella". And then I'll build myself a "jerking off stand."
Trinidadian & Tobagoan sprinters are very upset with their exclusion from rape's hallowed halls.
If women just wore dog collars, problem solved!
For 120 millllliiiiioooon dollars, I would have bought a bunch of hookers…Everybody knows you can't rape hookers….
Zeis is clueless matt you've got that right. Both raping and dogfighting can be equally amusing and media grabbing. What He meant to say was that tour de france riders would have been better off if Vick had raped a women rather then been involved in a dogfighting scheme. (barring that none of the women he raped were in the tour de france since I'm convinced no man wears spandex as tight as those things.)
And all jokes aside for 3 seconds, the only thing Finnerty ever raped was fairfield prep's defense with 7 G's back in our '04 season.
We all know Vick was doing things other than fighting with those dogs. I mean who stockpiles peanut butter in five gallon buckets??
Are armchair rapists in the same category as bicycle-f*ckers?
Maybe that would be wheelchair rapists?
Time to sharpen my rape-joke pencil. That's the pencil I use to write rape jokes.
I'll take therapists for 50.
Is this a sports site or a rape site? That is all you talk about anymore..and it is AWESOME
If there's a subject better than rape, you're gonna have to force it out of me.
Panda Rape?
You people are all stupid. You need to understand where this reporter is coming from. You can't just be so harsh on him for his statement. Rape is only a misdemeanor in Pittsburgh.
If those dogs contracted herpes, Mr. Mexico was enjoying more than one crime!
I don't know why this guy got in trouble. He just spoke the truth is all. The dogs didn't ask for what happened to them, but everybody knows the chicks really do want it even if they pretend they don't.
Its a sports rape site. Matts multifaceted.
Speaking of Rape, what's the verdict? If Vick does time, is he going to be tossing a lot of salads?
Or will he be a jailhouse hero?
@WWSM: He will be more of a carnival game. They will call it "Who Wants to Pokey a Hokie?" and it will cost a carton of cigs.
to be fair, a dog will show you more than a little appreciation when you take him out for a steak dinner.
Don't know about armchair rapists.
But here's some pretty hot ottoman rape:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g
If Vick is tossing salads what do you think he is going to use…
Syrup of Jelly
I prefer Syrup
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