‘WRONG BALL, COACH’
07.30.07By now probably everyone has seen the "wrong ball" play that landed these kids on Letterman. But I want to get in on the action, too, so here it is. I'm always on the cutting edge, man. That's why I got these sweet lines shaved into my head. Hello, ladies!
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that shit is weak and so is the coach that called it.
Dirty and sneaky….like the way i made love to that unconsious stripper friday night.
Personally, I don't like the message this sends our kids: that if you use your brains and ingenuity, you can somehow overcome adversity and physical limitations and come out on top.
Woody Hayes would have punched that punk kid in the throat.
Bill Parcells threw up a little bit watching that "Jap Play". But, he continues to eat anyway.
Thats right up there with "The Annexation of Puerto Rico" from The Little Giants.
And I don't give a flying fuck if my spelling is wrong. Bite me.
Gabby Hayes would call those young whipper snappers a bunch of sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin cracker croakers
whats even worse is you can hear the coach say "go."
What's even worse is that a team fell for it.
I hear the Sex Cannon has been working on this play all week.
What a bunch of pussies. I hope the opposing team cheap shotted them for the rest of the game ("shotted"?).
I completely agree that the play was horse shit, but that was hilarious.
Best play in a movie, ever? FLYING VEEEEEE!!!!
Bill Parcells doesn't approve of this Jap play.
"That's why I got these sweet lines shaved into my head." the shaved lines into the side of the head is ready to make a comeback in a big way.
Even Peyton Manning thinks that was some bullshit.
Right now the Colts are adding this to page 3,429 of their playbook, right behind the "fake kneel-down right before halftime" play.
Damn I should try that if I ever get to play again
My pop warner team ran that same play as a fake punt about 8 years ago. I didn't think it was that uncommon as a team tried doing that against my highschool team as well. These kids got put on letterman?
There's nothing a grown man should feel prouder about than tricking a bunch of 10-year-olds in front of their families.
*Chris Petersen reluctantly removes a page from the '07-'08 offensive playbook.*
Kyle Orton tried this once but he just ended up walking out of bounds.
Yeah, Orton thought it really was the wrong ball.
I know shot's looking at adding this to the Jets' playbook, I just know it.
That's bush league Audrey
MuckFichigan:
For Bun Bun is the baddest motherfucker in the valley.
Wow! That coach just proved he can pull the wool over a bunch of 11-year-old's eyes. Congratulations coach, now you can go home and put rubber bands on your cat's feet and watch him jump around trying to get them off.
On a serious note, I think I saw some "illegal motion" on the offensive line, there.
Nothing is more American than adults embarrassing kids for their own ego.
Meh… No whistle = Destroy the guy with the ball. It was a free shot and no one took it. Dumbasses.
And why wasn't the other coach calling for his guys to touch him down? That's a free 2-3 yard loss right there.
These guys were too stupid to be proud of tricking.
Could've just pulled a Billy Cole from The Last Boy Scout and shot his way to the end zone.
John Cooper would have called this play. He would do anything to get a win against anyone.
Then again, so would Ron Cooper. Stupid football coaches named Cooper.
Fuck the score. If I were the opposing coach, my next 30 plays would be:
Shotgun formation, drop back, slant pass into oncoming linemen's groin on two, ready, break
Hey, it worked in The Longest Yard.
that coach should be punched in the face.
i could not think of a shitter thing to do in a kids' league game, besides going out and hitting someone
that said, i fully support what peyton did
Some of the people in this post are so pathetic that I had to actually make an account just to let them know.
Go beat off to your Barak Obama life-size cutouts now.
Me, around noon: "There's nothing a grown man should feel prouder about than tricking a bunch of 10-year-olds in front of their families."
Gorilla Mask, late afternoon: "There's nothing a grown man should be prouder of than orchestrating a devious plan to outsmart a bunch of 10-year-olds."
Coincidence? Yeah, maybe.
Zed, first off, go fuck yourself.
The point of pee-wee football is to teach kids HOW to play the game. It isn't about winning at all costs. It's about teaching fundamentals and sportsmanship. Don't get me wrong, I love the play call, but I'm an asshole.
As a former Pee-Wee football coach I don't agree with executing a play that involves scoring a touchdown in such a manner. The (kids on offense) are simply following the coaches instructions and they think it's a good thing, kids are kids very impressionable. That's not what football is about not at any level. I probably come across like a real boyscout in this day and age but playing smash mouth football, building speed,power and disipline is where it's at not spending valuable practice time designing a "short cut" play to help win a game
Now if I were the defensive coach I probably wouldn't get mad or yell and scream and try to injure someone itentionally. I would just try and win by playing a solid football game my kids would hit so hard they (other team start dropping like flys), score so much they start to cry. No one would remember that play, just how badly they lost.
Evidently I coached a championship team to a play-off record 115-17 in four games beating a team in the finals 36-6 ( they had never lost a game in 2 years )
Football is a game of passion –