The best women's tennis players in the world have compiled a book of recipes called Lovefood — get it? "Love"? Love food! — in an attempt to show that women can do more than just grow up to become professional athletes: they can also excel in the kitchen.
France's Wimbledon champion Amelie Mauresmo, always accused in the past of being prey to her nerves in big matches, has found that cooking can be calming. Showing off the merits of her cherry tomato soup, she writes: "Cooking is a good way to get your mind off sport. It's very therapeutic as well as being a lot of fun." Daniela Hantuchova of Slovakia agreed: "Cooking is a fantastic way to relax."
But being constantly on the international circuit can cramp your cooking. Giving the recipe for her calamari fritti in the Whirlpool cookbook, Czech Nicole Vaidisova said "I try to cook as often as I can but travelling so much means I don't always have enough time."
That's right, ladies! Traveling to places like outside the home can create stressful interference to your relaxing, soothing cooking habit. Future books from the women's tennis tour will celebrate the relaxing merits of blowjobs, raising children, and not voting. And a great way to stay in shape is S factor pole dance classes!


When these classy dames aren't playing tennis, you can find them at the USO, jitterbugging with out brave soldiers, or at the local munitions factory, lending a hand until the men come home! But what about when their fellas return? Do these ladies expect to keep working? Hog-wash! "I know where I belong, and it's not in the work place" says Williams.
i wonder if there are any recipes in there that involve tube steak ?
Amelie Mauresmo has an awesome receipe for Corned Beef Gash.
She can bring home the bacon.
Fry it up in a pan.
And never, ever let you forget you're a man…
By handing you the receipt for her services.
*recipe
I don't even want to know what's in the "Billie Jean Chicken ala King."
Amelie Mauresmo hates to cook and eat Asparagus because it makes her semen taste funny.
Amelie Mauresmo's been accused of falling prey to her nerves? That's all she's been accused of? Really?
Whatever. I accept without question she can cook. After all, they say French men make the best chefs.
Lest we forget the rejuvenating workout and emotional liberation a woman feels after a hearty dose of reverse cowgirl.
@Texas: Gold, sir, pure gold.
Daniela Hantuchova would like you to try her Cherry Hair Pie.
Stay away from Jennifer Capriati's brownies unless you have a couple days to waste.
What about the Anna "Sweet Buttered" Korn-on-the-kob-a. You get it? Because it sounds like…. Fuck you guys.
did Navratilova submit an appetizer recipe for munching on carpet?
other recipes include: shaved clam slurpee and the classic tuna taco.
When Mauresmo roasts a turkey, she likes to get her fist all the way up in the cavity to get the stuffing inside.
wait….woman cooks? what's next….man beats his dick like it owes him money?
Daniela Hantuchova grills up a mean fur-burger
Keep the kitchen knives away from Monica Seles.
Dammit Tim. I was trying to fit Seles in there somewhere. Good show. I was thinking "blood pudding" or something like that but I suck so…..
Christ, who's left? Steffi Graf has a big nose.
One of Serena Williams buttocks could feed a starving family of 300.
@McSheisty
Serena Williams has a great recipe for cottage cheese.
I like my eggs lesbian style, or Navratil-ova easy. Ha!
Hantuchova has a recipe for a delightful pink taco, but it can only be made with fish…
Bobby Riggs says he can out-cook any of these bitches.
That's right. I went old-school.
I can't wait for the "I Opent Muh Moufs And Gots Mize Ass A-Beat" book by Venus and Serena. Foreword by Ike Turner. Beatings by Ah-nuld Schwarzenegger, Gary Busey and Danny Glover.
Very nice, Hugh.
Chris Evert added a recipe for grilled shark.
@Thomas
Are you saying the Williams sisters are actually the Yautja?
Cause if you are we must arm ourselves. To the teeth.
We cannot see them, but they see the heat of our bodies and the heat of our fear.
Mary Carillo's Meat Balls, anyone?
Other entry by Serena Williams: Christmas Hams
Jana Novotna prefers small portions as she has a history of choking. She also has no teeth.*
*may not be true but fuck her.
Anna kournikova entered a submission but was quickly turned down. Apparently, putting your boyfriends butt-plug in boiling water to clean it doesn't count.
@Texas;
That is because only a select few, and very difficult to find, transvestite hookers consider that food.
Where's my grits?!?
Personally I'd go all John McEnroe on these bitches until the cook AND do the dishes.
*they
Please Amelie, tell us how to make TOMATO SOUP!!! I can't wait to hear how to make a grilled cheese sandwich. They sound so complicated.
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Look at those arms.
SHe could take you, bent youover and ravage you with her 6 inch clit.
Look at you, you baby gorilla.
Man I would not mind getting some of that…umm the bacon that is….the bacon…
Navratilova's recipe included the quip…"What do parsley and female pubic hair have in common?" …."You just push it aside and keep eating"…Badda Bing!