With Leather reader Nik took a break from entertaining a crowd of women the other weekend in Chicago when he saw Cubs outfielder Alfonso Soriano drive up.  And by "drive up" I mean "get chauffeured by one of his friends."

As you can see, Soriano has a stately but understated chariot, something that offers him comfort without drawing too much attention to himself.  It's certainly no Crown Vic on 26s, but it's a little nicer than my ride.  What I like about mine, though, is that I can get drunk and still get home without the law messing with me.  Cops are always up in my bizness, hasslin' me 'cause I look so good.  They're handsomist, I'm telling you.