By popular demand, here's Florida football coach Urban Meyer's daughter Nikki. She's the restrained brunette lass you see above and thumbnailed below. I don't know how old she is, but I do know that this probably won't end well for me.
Oh, and if the Washington Post is looking for a front-page story, they should talk to Rivals.com and The Big Lead, the latter of which dodges the issue of her attractiveness by describing her gawkers as "losery geeks." Yep, "losery." Listen, you can disapprove of people's actions, but that kind of name-calling cuts a little too deep. I've seen some bad language on the Internet, but that's just uncalled for.
(If you'd like to have some guilt-free Gator-ogling, feel free to re-visit the Wonder of the World that is Tim Tebow's girlfriend.)
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I can do the time.
You really making up for the guy swimmer with this hot girl-on-girl action. This even makes up for Whale Tail Williams.
Thank the lord and the heavens above.
niccccce!
That's a serious freakin tan line in pic 2.
Also. Absolutely.
"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
Ali G
Well played, Ufford. Well played.
Pile on!
Peter King is so disgusted by this post he didn't eat lunch.
(he did nosh on a couple of Triple Whoppers, though)
chipping at Stoke's lead is Nikki Meyer
seriously ufford. stop posting pics of my ladyfriends on your little fucking sportsblog, ok?
I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.
I don't have a birth certificate, but I know for a fact that all of Coach Meyer's kids are school-aged. In fact, I believe the young lady seen here attends a Catholic school up in Gainesville (that's right; uniforms, knee-socks, and such.)
This will not end well.
These pictures have to come from facebook, right? The guy (and it's gotta be a "losery geeky" guy) who created facebook should be given one of them no-strings-attached genius grants. Just like the guy who invented the televised first-down marker.
She looks about 16. Someone contact Brenton Wuchae
Does she also favor the spread option?
If you'd like to have some guilt-free Gator-ogling
Guilt-free? Ha! You must be talking to someone with a conscience.
You'd be wise to do as
motherUfford says,LaneNikki Meyer.Has the White Girls Flashing Gang Signs video editor been notified?
Urban Meyer's daughter has a first name, it's m-i-n-o-r…
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Just as a heads up… <A href="[alligator.org]; article lists Meyer's daughter Nicole as being 14… but it was from December 2004.
That's make her between 16 and 17 as of today.
I hope you'll enjoy rooming with Mr. Vick for the next 3-5 years.
i'm guessing 16 at the most. yeah, i can picture the lines of dumbasses complaining already.
@Los Nosotros Real: you win, in both the comedy and thinly-veiled sexual reference categories.
Kenyon Smith thinks that is yucky.
Kip Winger approves.
You'd be wise to do as
motherUfford says,LaneNikki Meyer.TWO DOLLARS! I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!
for the record, my "niccce !" comment was about that sweet suv in the background.
@ Hugh B. Brown
If you can see em in school, you're cool.
Let's just say i hope she's 18, but i'd be ok with it if she weren't
Winslow is upset over the pic of Deion Sanders and Adam Sandler?
Oh my goodness………17 years old……..Now if this is in Florida, my friends this is legal…16 is the age of consent. I have a list if anybody needs it for all 50 states….West Va. is when they are in pull ups….
16 is only if you're 24 or younger.
Urabn Meyer Has A Daughter
Commenter Tim Has A Boner
Somebody misses being on Fox News….
Also known as the Elijah Dukes rule.
What I want to know is: Do you think she knows how to operate a washing machine?
Hey Allison Stokke…you're jealous now aren't you. You tried to play it off like we're disgusting perverts just gawking at underage girls, but now it's someone else and you want the attention again, dont you? Well, look we've moved on and I suggest you do too…I guarantee you Nikki Meyer won't take us for granted.
How lucky is that dude who's buried in the sand, face up and naked!
Wait a minute…. since when are you allowed to drive on the fucking beach?
that's what I love about these high school girls.
i get older, they stay the same age.
so shes 16? 16 is legal in my state according to my police friend, id hit it without a doubt
Anyone else notice how she has the same pouty face in all the pics? Another Victoria Bekham wanna be?
Commentor names that take up more then 1 full line: Out
Urban Meyer's daughter: In
Well played Weed Against Speed. Well played.
I ain't saying nuthin'!! I don't wanna go to jail.
Why do i have a feeling that Chris Hansen is behind all of these pictures being released?
i'll shave my legs
i'll wear a thong
i'll even cut my penis off for you
(calm down, they're RBF lyrics)
I also know Jim Tressel has a daughter.
She has two black eyes from when Urban Meyer's daughter kicked her ass in the family tradition.
@Roma: It's probably Daytona Beach.
@Roma: Wait a minute… since when do you notice the car when there's hot girl on girl action in the foreground?
Chewey would've tapped this last senior prom in a bathroom if only he weren't already in jail….for tapping another girl after HER prom in a bathroom.
SASwiki represent!!!
God Bless CT for having 16 be the age of consent. Now if I can just figure out a way to get that girl to visit this god-forsaken state…
Wonder what her mom looks like.. *schwing*
I hope it doesn't end well for you … there is no need for this kind of sexist bullshit … you are as bad as that asshole at sportsbybrooks …
Even though she's a Gaytor, I'd still hit it. Go Dawgs!!!!
I think she used to babysit Mark Chmura's kids
"Gator Chomp"?
Indeed, I would.
Well, i think the WaPO are really cuntery
Tebow's girl haunts my (wet) dreams.
I want to touch her large Tebows.
They're not that big to be honest
@DatDude: yes, go Dawgs! Going to the cocktail party this year?
The guy's name is Urban and he has a white daughter? I thought the last white dude named Urban was a pope.
If you do both of them at the same time, it's legal right?
I tried to snag that, but Deion stepped in front of me and took it back the other way. And he high-stepped near the finish.
Shame on you … I don't join your silly little sausage fest and you pull my comment? … c'mon, mr. big time blogger, let's encourage all views here, like the 'real' media does … the only time you guys get publicity is when you act like assholes … The girl is 16 or 17 and you are talking about her like she is a piece of fucking meat … shame on you …
C'mon basement boy … have some balls … post my comment …
You should take some lessons from TBL … at least he is willing to let me post and debate this topic … get some balls, boys … let's talk about this man to basement dweller …
Yes DDH, I think you're right, which is why I tutor my 10 year old neighbors at the same time.
I know something is multiplied when they're together… is it the fun? or the jail time?
Dude,
You have completely jumped the shark….you are no longer funny NOR interesting. Thanks for now sucking sooo fucking bad that I have one less thing to do with my life. Great. You should go write for Bill Simmons.
@DeadlyDeadlyHawk
That is correct, I'm pretty sure that if you do em at the same time you get to add their ages together….which i guess would even make it a cougar
@rojo13:
You used "nor" incorrectly.
can we make these pics a mandatory weekly re-post?? please?
tim tebow is also my new hero.
hell,is that moms under her? M.I.L.F. heaven