07.28.07 THE WHITE SOX ARE REBUILDING?

The Chicago White Sox traded second baseman Tadahito Iguchi to the Philadelphia Phillies for minor league pitcher Michael Dubee.  Some will say the Sox have conceded the AL Central and the Wild Card and have begun retooling, to which I say "Where's the Tullamore Dew?"  Seriously, what am I going to do with my official White Sox Igughi jersey now?  And my mom worked so hard getting those vomit stains out of it.  And this pretty much will render my "When I say TADA, you say HITO" cheer useless.  Sure I stole it from two Mexican devotees of the Pale Hose, but to every body in Section 508 of U.S. Comiskular, I was the man responsible for the second sacker's inspired play.  Oh well, at least he hit the dinger in Game 2 of the 2005 ALDS to propel the South Siders past the BoSox right after Graffanino made an error to extend the inning.  Thanks Tony, and thanks Chicago Mafia for "inspiring" him.  And people say the Mob doesn't do good things. -KD