
The Yankees summarily destroyed the D-Rays 21-4 yesterday in a game that I ventured up to the Bronx to watch. Sexy friends, it wasn't pretty. And I'm not talking about the Yankees' 25 hits (six of which were home runs), their ten-run 4th inning, or the look of utter dejection most Rays had by the end of the game. I'm talking about the fans. As the 4th inning continued to get out of hand (six run-scoring singles before Shelley Duncan's three-run homer), the fans' desire to grind a bad team into the ground — a day after a double-header sweep ended with a 17-5 Yanks' win — grew louder and more bloodthirsty. When A-Rod's two-run homer in the 6th inning made it 18-3, the sheer joy of humiliating another team crossed over into depraved.
It was like watching 55,000 people cheer a snuff film. Troubling. Snuff films should only be enjoyed quietly, and in the privacy of a locked room.
Other MLB scores: Battle of Socks: Chicago lands in the AL Central cellar — holy crap, behind Kansas City? — after losing to Red Sox 8-5 in Fenway… East Coast bias: Mets take three of four from Dodgers behind Chip Ambres's 10th inning go-ahead hit, his first MLB hit since 2005 (or longer if you take into account that that hit was with the Royals)… Canadian Rakin': three Blue Jay home runs are more than enough as Roy Halladay tosses 3-hit shutout against Seattle, the Mariners' second straight scoreless game.


The bloodthirstiness comes from The Rays kinda having the Yankmes number over the past few seasons, doesn't it?
The snuff film featured Ufford deep-throating Kei Igawa. Igawa was quoted through an interpretor as saying that he was "a slumpbuster."
i'm a yankee fan and i had a tough time watching yesterdays game. also, shelly duncan really need to think about a nickname.
The snuff film featured Ufford deep-throating Kei Igawa.
Oh, I get it. You're saying I'm gay. Good one.
In other news of the AL east… marylanders can now buy Cal Ripken Jr. license plates! So we can tightly clutch the memories of the early 90's when we had a season that lasted beyond may.
It was a beautiful thing! Taking ahold of that team and just skull fucking them into oblivion….But, doing it with the tenderness of a reach around, and a kiss on the forhead…
Snuff films should only be enjoyed quietly, and in the privacy of a locked room.
I keep telling this bitch that. But everytime I try to choke her or hit with the sock full of pennies, she tries to scream and run away. How am I suppose to finish this movie?
And the Buccos still haven't won a game since the all-star break. Hooray anonymous, reliable sucking!
Gary Sheffield claims snuff films with black women are shown to everyone in the clubhouse while snuff films with white women are only shown in the privacy of Joe Torre's office.
If you think the fans were bad, then you didn't experience Michael Kay.
He pretty much had an orgasm on air when Gay-Rod hit homer #498. I might add, in a 15-run game.
So the White Sox are tied for last, and now they've got a 5-game series against the 1st-place Detroit Tigers. I hope Ozzie Guillen is being kept away from sharp objects these days.
@upstate – I agree that Shelley Duncan needs a nickname. Is Shane Spencer still using his?
Damn Rafael Soriano. That son of a bitch blows.
Wasn't Shelley Duncan the mom from The Hogan Family?
No, Shelly Duncan played Peter Pan on Broadway and did those stupid Triscuit commercials. So she plays for the yankees now? That's about right.