Thank God for Gary Sheffield! YouTube was making me go crazy. Seriously. Every third "sports" video on there is of some ugly-ass woman bodybuilder posing. There are millions of 'em. A-Rod must love it. Anyway…
Gary Sheffield asserts black and white players are treated differently under Yankees manager Joe Torre, says Derek Jeter "ain't all the way black," and denies he ever has used steroids because "steroids is something you shoot in your butt," in an upcoming interview with Andrea Kremer. Yeah, he's pretty reserved.
All of Sheff’s quotes are fantastic, but this early exchange between the two had me on the floor:
Kremer asks Sheffield how one man can have so much chaos in his life. "Bad choice of women," he says.
"That's way weak, man," Kremer says. "All the turmoil in your life is because of women?"
"Yeah," he says.
Kremer then asks him whether he takes any responsibility for it. "I picked 'em," he says.
HBO's "Real Sports" debuts at 10 p.m. this Tuesday night. Not that'll I be watching. I just read the whole damn interview here. *Shrugs* They really didn’t think this through, eh. -Skeets & Ladders
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First! Leitch is on the 4letter radio right now.
Sheff blames the ladies, yet condoms were still readily available in the 80s, I believe….
Jeter's mom is shocked to learn that he ain't all the way black.
Condoms are only 10% effective against a bad case of Mad Hoe Disease
You know what, Sheff's right, every problem I've had in my life has been because of women…that 2 yrs in Attica for rape and sodomy, the time I got my ass kicked for grabbing some other guys girlfriends ass, and the time I got fired from my job for calling my female boss a dirty slut. Women really are the root of all evil.
I would think that it would be easier to blame all of his problems on having Dwight Gooden as an uncle.
Sheff also blames Allison Stokke.
Women really are the root of all evil.
I thought the saying was, "Money is the root of all evil." But, i do go to work, worry about money, and buying nice things so i can go out and get women. Hmm… Women really are the root of all evil.
Wow, I never thought of it that way…I got herpes because of a woman…I pay alimony, because of a woman….I beat off 5x a day, because of woman….Shit, maybe Brady knows something we don't……………NAAAH…..
Gary Sheffield is the new Sartre.
that's a nice excuse for not using steroids, Brady Quinn has to wear a tailbone pad "right in the buttt" every time he plays and he's a man's man…..shit, should've picked a straight guy to use there
When Sheffield uses the the word black he means asshole.
At least he didn't find a way to blame the Jews.
Ironically, Andrea Kremer proves Sheff correct simply by questioning his statement.
listen the only time its good to have a white shortstop is when you say your sister is dating a shortstop…