If this isn't some sort of elaborate ruse, Kenyon Smith is the most fabulous athlete since Johnny Weir. There just aren't many teenage boys willing to embrace the title "Aquamaid."
(Thanks to Becky for the video. Oh, and commenters, please refrain from saying you'd like to do such-and-such to the girls on the synchronized swimming team. People on the Internet get fucking bitchy if you admit to being attracted to attractive young women.)
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I'd like to take a "dip" in that "pool."
Or maybe I'll just sit on the side and play w/ my cocknballs.
wow, where to start ? first of all the kid's name is kenyon, second i'm willing to bet he is not dating any of the girls on the sync. swim team. thirdly i'm pretty sure this has to be on top of the "boys doing feminine sports" food chain right above figure skating.
also, where is this kids father ? i wonder if this kid's dad looked down into his crib when he was a baby and said to himself, "one day my son will be the greatest male sychronized swimmer ever."
This video is clearly fake. And by "fake" I mean gay. And by "gay" I mean Greg Louganis approves.
And by "approves" I mean he wants to dip his balls in it.
Man I would like to syncronize my swimmings all over Kenyon's grill.
(Internet people aren't going to get bent out of shape about that are they? I didn't talk about the girls. Right, right?)
How about if I just say I want to do Becky?
Is that OK?
Can I say it first? I bet Brady is watching this late at night, and is saying to himself..”Damnit, I missed my calling!”
“People on the Internet get fucking bitchy if you admit to being attracted to attractive young women.” So would they be upset if I said the time honored saying of, “Old enough to pee old enough for me!”
There was a dude in my highschool who played field hockey until they kicked him off the team senior year. Granted, I believe field hockey started as a male sport and its definitely still played by men, but still. This isn't Russia. Is it, Danny?
Director: 1, 2, 3, 4 – here it goes. This is like a mirror between you, and then he goes this way, and then let's say you were to point at each other. You're doing the same thing, aren't you? No, you're not angry at him..
Gerald: No, I'm not.
Director: No, you're just pointing at him. "Hey, you! I know you! I know you!" Let's hear the waggle. The waggle. Yes, just let me see this.. [ waggles ] Yeah, you remember that.. Maybe not.
He's on the usasynchro.org website, so it's not a joke. I wonder if he's a genius, or a flaming homo. The pool would put out the flames, so it'd be hard to tell…..
BOHP, nice louie reference from "the state". hey everybody, who's got something for me…
@ W.A.S., "and dig a hole and dig a hole." classic harry shearer, christopher guest and martin short.
First girl: "He like comes up and arches back and it makes him look like a
QueenKing"Here's a"Short" clip:
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"He really doesnt mind girl talk… I think he's kinda used to it"
DOESNT MIND GIRL TALK!?!? This little suzy has more estrogen in his system then these broad shouldered beasts. Dude wants to suck johnny fingerblastin' quarterback three times more than they do
"He really doesnt mind girl talk… I think he's kinda used to it"
DOESNT MIND GIRL TALK!?!? This little suzy has more estrogen in his system then these broad shouldered beasts. Dude wants to suck johnny fingerblastin' quarterback three times more than they do
How about if I just say I want to do Becky?
I already called dibs.
This is almost as gay as my "Synchronized Analplay Team". Its not what it sounds like. We go around sticking fingers in eachother's anuses.
"Take Kenyon's soul – there's no femine thing about that."
Do I have to make a joke?
I actually watched this on TV the other night, and it was riveting somehow. I can see how it would be pretty easy to make fun of him, but think for a minute of the absolute nerve it would take to get in the pool.
That, combined with how difficult it is to swim like this… Gay? Sure, but Chris-Simms-playing-with-a-ruptured-spleen gay.
"No, you're not mad at him. You're just pointing. Hey, you! I know you, I know you!"
since I can't comment on the little hotties and their tight bodies, I got nuthin'…
Wait…that kid sucks off all the jocks that pass out drunk after a weekend high school house party.
Ok, I had somethin'…
Miss Construda: The "gays" like to be the center of attention, i.e. Andy Dick…..so getting in that pool is as much of a rush for him as a fresh gerbil and a new paper towel tube…
The absolute best part is when it's being said how non feminine his solo act is, and he is being described as fierce… all while he is flailing his pointed feet all over the place and arching himself like a little dancer…. in that speedo…. aaaaaaw shit, I went and turned myself on… i'll be in the bathroom.
Isn't he worried about getting aroused… With all of them boys in the stands watching and all.
WTF did I just watch? Jesus christ! I'm seriously not secure enough with my masculinity to watch shit like that.
Now if this involved younger kids next to a Major sporting event, would there be problems with this???? I THINK NOT!!!
male cheerleaders and hairdressers feel manly standing next to this kid.
No joke- my girlfriend and I had said that if we ever had a son, we might name him Kenyon. That’s changed after this video, now that I realize how gay it is. (Not the name, but planning kids with my girlfriend. Definitely gay. Also gay? Calling the dude I fuck my “girlfriend”)
you know how to tell if your roomates gay? his dick tastes like shit….
His agent (yeah, good luck with that, pal) wants to market him as The Sub-Mariner but Kenyon is more excited about Marina. The name that is, because, y'know, girls are just icky and they get to wear all the waterproof makeup?
Yes, i know not all transvestites are necessarily gay, but your dad is, so there.
Next up in the solo competition, Kenyon Smith. Kenyon will be
swimminggaying around to George Michael's hit "I'm A Big Gay"Something, something, Brady Quinn, something something
Weed for Speed – thank you for reminding/introducing the folks here to Saturday Night Live skits back when they were funny and worth quoting. Well done.
Whoah, slow down there, maestro – Johnny Weir is gay???
I remember it was a Friday. I was coming home. My wife, Abby, asked me, "Honey, is there something wrong?" And I said, "No, there's nothing wrong. I've made a decision. I'm leaving the accounting firm, and Lawrence and I are gonig to pursue a dream that we have, and that basically synchronized swimming is going to be our lives for the rest of this century."
Co60
His father is on a heavy dose of Homocil.
"Kenyon's going to set the world on fire"…ISLAND!
Weed and Otto – I would try to help you out with this…
but I'm just not that strong…of a swimmer.