SWEET RIDE, MAN
07.18.07
Today's a banner day for Every Day Should Be Saturday. Not only was it responsible for finding the brilliant Ohio State mural, but now Orson Swindle shares with us this lovely mid-'90s Ford Crown Victoria, which belong to Razorbacks running back Darren McFadden.
Please note the details in the photos that make this car truly exceptional: the vanity plates, the Razorback decal, the understated 24" (?) rims, and especially the Taco Bell in the background. Goddam I love Taco Bell. There's no joke here. Taco Bell is just really delicious. I could survive for months on nothing but Double Decker Tacos Supreme.
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One word, Matt – Meximelts.
There are some things about the entire "bling" concept that I will never, ever understand.
No….words…
Where's that poet when you need him?
Is that a '99 year marked on the picture? Darren McFadden was that huge 8 years ago?
Is that a '99 year marked on the picture?
I cropped it out because it's obviously just a fuck-up with the digital camera.
What with prices at McDonald's and Burger King skyrocketing well past my price range over the last few years, I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't run for the border.
6 Buick-style portholes on a V-8 Ford. Poser.
……tastefully done.
Digital cameras everywhere are secretly plotting Ufford's demise. How dare he question their date-marking ability. Next we'll want all our pictures without red-eye. Humans are so demanding.
I'm gonna get me some of those rims for my wheelbarrow.
Well, i say "my", it's actually my neighbour's. Yeah that means you Raymond. In your face sucker.
Sorry I thought I was losing it there.
That would look sweet next to Matt Jones' Volvo station wagon.
A Crown Vic? Really?
That's the most idiotic looking car I've ever seen….and this is from a guy that once owned a Ford Fiesta.
Who would have thought that the Crown Vic would've been the car to unite white trash with black trash???
Does that car get you laid, even in Arkansas? That makes the El Camino with astroturf in the flatbed look like James Bond's new ride.
Why is whitey driving it in the first pic? Was it repossessed already?
Guilty.
D MAC needs to get a suspension from the U of Arkansas. Pics like this could have a tremendous negative effect on recruitment.
You stay classy, Little Rock.
Someone please explain the concept of rims & radio being worth 3X the value of the underlying hoopty.
All on a tailback's salary.
TEXAS, looks like DMac's got a sweet suspension already.
Mr. McFadden? Huggy Bear would like his ride back now.
I heard Jimmy Johnson had one like that back in the day.
Eh, once you've seen the Cheetomobile, all else pales in garish comparison.
Also, the Del Taco Macho Taco is the best item of Mexican food one can obtain from the drive-"thru" window of a franchised fast food chain. Trust me.
Lawrence Maroney gives him a C+ for effort
Sooo…wouldn't the clearance and height of the 'car' be a hindrance when the bass on the stereo starts vibrating everything loose? Be dropping more parts than a third rate actor.
i really hope mcfadden is rolling with the bench front seat in that guy
@swing4 — we have no DelTaco in Arkansas, which is an even greater tragedy than DMac's ride.
(By the by, I met him at the LR airport on Xmas Day on his way to the bowl game. He is wee.)
How come its only Arabs that work at every Taco Bell in my area (and Subway), but the Burger King is nothing but Mexicans? I think its because Middle Easterners own every fast-food franchise and gas station in the country, and Mexicans dont respect the
?Mexican?fare at your local Taco Hell (thats what my stepdad calls it, TURBOPUNS!)While, the photo of Darren pointing to his license plate certainly looks like D-Mac, the date stamp says this photo is from 1999. D-Mac was born in August of 1987 according to his website, making him 12 years old in these photos. Snff Snff Smells like photoshop Bullshit.