07.06.07 SAINT ANDREW’S NET: SMOKIN’ HOT!

"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by assistant editor/Chicago native KD. Expect sports and tits.

• Deuce of Davenport names drinks after athletes.   Wouldn't it be cool if there was a holiday where you left work at 9:30AM on Friday to attend an all-day happy hour?  In fact, let's start doing this weekly - we'll call it the Sabbath.  
• The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes are concerned about Chauncey Billups' contract.   Speaking of athletes and cocktails, a double should be called a Chauncey Billups.  Or a Terrell Buckley. 
• The Parrot thinks Adam LaRoche is worth keeping.  My father taught Chemistry long ago at the high school through which Pirate pitcher Tom Gorzelanny matriculated.  So yeah, I'm pretty much famous. 
• Winning the Turnover Battle interviews the Snorg girl.  "You hate the Yankees too?  My God, it's like I've known you all my life!"  (Editor's Note: Now you can stop fucking commenting on her.)
• Spike Lee likes Dick on Larry Brown Sports.  The Bronx is Burning previews seem a lot like the Summer of Sam, in that it looks horrible.
• Rivalfish shares the 10 bits of wisdom from Ozzie Guillen.   I'm tired of Venezuelans.  How about a beautiful Brazilian like the lovely Alessandra who enjoys smoking and tanning at the beach.  I wish I could do 2 things at once, especially right now.  

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