SAINT ANDREW’S NET: PUCK BUNNY!
07.30.07
"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by assistant editor/Chicago native KD. Expect sports and tits.
- The Sports Hernia reviews some sports caricature t-shirts. I often taunt caricature artists because all of my features are too perfectly proportioned for them to exaggerate. They usually respond by asking me to pull up my pants.
- Foul Balls introduces the national sport of Afghanistan. I had some bad Buzkashi emit from my 'circle of justice' that night I ate 13 White Castles after drinking 4 dirty martinis. Hi-Yo!
- Rivalfish lists the 10 worst sports movies of all-time. The lovely Kathy Ireland's kick to the opponent's groin in Necessary Roughness worked on so many levels.
- Dear Lord Stanley researches the exciting lives of Puck Bunnies. Mmm, puck bunny. I like the sound of that. After the lovely Elisha is through with the incorrigible Sean Avery, she can lead my bedroom league in penalty minutes. (More pics here and here.)
- Mr. Irrelevant presents Blog Show XVII. If you need some technological proof to confirm your theory about Agent Steinz and Mr. Mottram's style of delivery, consult your Telecaption adaptor from Sears-Roebuck. Also see the summary of the D.C. Blogger Happy Hour.
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Elisha and Sean Avery together is one of the great injustices of this world….
I'm going to go correct that, I don't know how, but I'm going to.
I remember when Elisha kept banging and banging on my door until finally I couldn't take it anymore and let her out.
I loved Necessary Roughness when I was a kid… of course that was probably mt penis telling me that I loved Kathy Ireland. My penis is always 2 steps ahead of me.
Make sure you keep an airbrush in your bedroom.
That Rivalfish list should be renamed "The Ten Worst Sports Movies I Can Remember Off The Top Of My Head". Seriously, no "Celtic Pride"? No "Longest Yard" remake? "Like Mike"? "Gus" (or whatever that Whoopie Goldberg-as-Knicks coach thing was called)…
And I LIKED "Necessary Roughness", dammit! Sinbad and all!
@ Freezer: This is not movie Tuesdays at the Big Lead.