I just got my copy of Essence in the mail — of course I subscribe — and I couldn't have been more excited to find the "Do Right Men," a feature that highlights 60 successful black men with noble hearts and good intentions. And among the ballers are Browns WR Braylon Edwards and former Eagles LB Dhani Jones, who at present are looking deeply, oh so deeply, into my eyes. God, when did it get so hot in here?
Please, readers, be careful with these links. You're just a few short clicks away from video of shirtless Dhani and Braylon — or as I like to call it, paradise. Mmm-MM!
(Be sure to check out M Go Blog, which does an amazing job with this.)
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Not even a "hoo boy that's gay!" tag??
Disappointing.
It's not gay, they're just stylin'.
Insert Brady to Braylon joke here.
I said insert, tee hee, tee hee.
Dhani Jones hosts a badass show on MOJO HD called timeless. Check that out. And check out his personal line of bowties!
Matt, is Essence worth it if I already get Jet, Ebony & Vibe?
Cool: Young women laying on top of eachother, in bikinis.
Not cool: Williams ass falling out of her bikini bottom, tagged with craters. Saved by thumb nail pics of a "hot" ass.
WTF: Pics of dudes, with links of dudes with no shirts!
Cybal has more consistency!
These pictures look like they should be featured in the ESSENCE annual issue of "60 Black Men On The Down Low".
Funny how the first story about a black NFL player being successful and an all around good guy leads us to label him as gay. I guess crime and mowin box go hand and hand in professional sports.
God, when did it get so hot in here?
When I walked in the room. Jeez Ufford.
I subscribe to Dawg and Fighting Dogs. Guess who edits those publications. That's right, Noam Chomsky and Gore Vidal.
My fantasy team doesn't regard Braylon Edwards as a "Do Right" man.
Should be the "Do Right Now Men. Because Braylon Edwards is eye-fucking me. And me likes.
Please close caption on that previous homoerotic statement, thank you.
Weed Against Speed:
What am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe magazine?
OJ and Ray Lewis were snubbed again by Essence, a shame.
This reminds me, I haven't received my weekly copy of White People Magazine yet.
Essence can put its list out with all the upstanding citizens they want, but what the ladies really want is Stringer Bell.
Gary Sheffield approved all finalists as "All the Way Black."
@ Enrico
Actually, its just called "People" now.
McSheisty made up for his error.
chomsky and vidal never struck me as dog fight fans. i would have put my money on sontag and
"I'm Tony Sinclair. Ready to Tanqueray?"
Common denominators for Mr. Jones and Mr. Edwards: both are former Wolverines and have made-up first names.
This bodes well for Amani Toomer's chances to be a "Do Right Man."
Hugh B. Brown: I once had an Amani Toomer on my Plaxico Burress. It hurt like a bastard.
Looks like Dhani Jones got Serena's clam beard.
Wait, wait, wait… Dhani Jones is BLACK? Holy shit, I thought C. Everett Koop was playing weakside linebacker all these years!
Rawr, indeed.
Anything that brings more D.B. Woodside into my life is a very, very good thing.
I heard that just before press, they pulled the photo of Vick with a dog covering his crotch.
By the way, everyone, please feel free to call Braylon "Smoove B" from here on out.
@Angel Eyes Van Cleef
Oooohhhhh, I see what you did there.
Hugh: I guess Mercury Hayes wasn't available for the former Wolverines with made up names photo shoot.