When the Chief is here, all you get is young, sexy, high school pole vaulters, but when I'm here, you get:
They shouldn't be allowed to be land on a pad anyway. If a pole vaulter had to think twice about raising the bar because the subsequent fall may injure his/her life or limb, it would make this sport infinitely more exciting. And I think it's about time we have more posthumous medals awarded at the Olympics. (2 Indulgences to Simon On Sports for the tip.) -KD
Come back tomorrow for the witty, urbane humor of the handsome J.E. Skeets - remember to send your sexy tips to him at jeskeets@gmail.com on Thursday and Friday. I'm off to do my court-ordered community service. Hey, don't judge me – if they didn't want that statue of St. Teresa of Avila befouled, they shouldn't have left the sacramental wine out in the open.
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Oh man, you can totally hear his femur snap.
He's going to be docked a few points for not sticking the landing. What's that? Ohhh…
What's with the old lady grunting incoherently in the background there? Did the whole nursing home come out to watch him cripple himself?
That's a world record! Youngest total hip replacement and subscription to Life Alert.
I wonder at what point he realized he missed the pad? Before or after he lost consciousness?
Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Having your mother videotape your permanent disability is forever. Well, now it is.
I wonder at what point he realized he missed the pad? Before or after he lost consciousness?
Pain is temporary. Bones heal (maybe). Chicks dig scars. Having your mother videotape your permanent disability is forever. Well, now it is.
This is just one more reason that all sporting events should be accompanied by a "Benny Hill" soundtrack.
Help I've pole vaulted and I can't…. oh, forget it.
He landed right in a wheelchair!
Hey what's this all about – a pole vaulting post with Allison Stokke??!?!?!?!?
Stokake may have the full ride scholarship, swimsuit line and pervert line, but he has the hang tag for parking and the best video since [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i_bJv_0z-k]Joe Theisman[/URL] .
Joe Theisman says you call that a leg injury? I'll show you a leg injury
It would have been better if he was pole vaulting over a aligator filled mote,,,,,
Doin' it Big
The sound of bone shattering is not the best sound in the world but if your going to break something you better do it right, or at least do it doing something cool, the moment he hit dirt i swear i heard his girlfreind start the car and leave …….