07.30.07 PACMAN JONES HAS A NEW JOB
I have to give everyone's favorite suspended Titan, Pacman Jones, a little bit of credit. With his history of violence towards women, I was completely unsurprised when I heard he was involved in a strip club shooting. But this next move actually caught me off guard.
The Titans cornerback is expected to sign a deal with Total Non-stop Action Wrestling (TNA) soon… Worrick Robinson, an attorney for Jones, said Pacman and TNA are talking about "some kind of role" in the company and told The Tennessean that his client "won't be wrestling" and wouldn't play a villain.
Which isn't exactly what ProWrestling.com is saying:
Adam “Pacman” Jones, has signed a deal with TNA. He will be performing as a professional wrestler. The deal was signed late last week.
At this point, there are still some discrepancies in the reports, so let's not jump to any conclusions. We should proceed only with cautious optimism — just sit back and trust Pacman's judgment. After all, I'm sure he knows what he's doing. He wouldn't sign a contract unless it stated specifically that he gets to choke a bitch.
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PACMAN JONES HAS A NEW JOB
is it me or does the chick in that picture look like she is enjoying having that chain around her neck ?
Pacman better not try that shit on The Fabulous Moolah. She'll fuck him up real good.
Guys, guys- this is just the stand-in for LiLo to get the blocking just right. The movie is titled: "To Britney Spears" Thanks For The Memories".
TNA stands for Total Non-Stop Action??
I beg to differ.
Blackcapricorn, did you think you were posting at WWTDD again? Silly goose.
He will wrestle as long as he is able to BITE his opponent.
His alias: The Meteorologist, because he's gonna make it rain pain on some punk-assed bitches.
God damn hiring freeze at the Roller Derby screwed up his plans for the winter.
"MY GAWD! THE PACMAN IS MAKING IT RAIN!"
Peter- I always get those two sites mixed up!
Love the 289age on that photo.
And I just heard that the NFL apologized to Ellis Hobbs and the Patriots for that interference call in last year's Colts game. Great! Just when I was worried Pats fans did not have anything left to be obnoxious about…
Finally, the long awaited answer to who the wrestlin world would get to replace Chris Benoit at #1 on the depth chart at chokin bitches.
TNA should match him with Suzy L. Her trademark bellbuster move should give him something to think about.
Great, I bet Pacman can get some tips from Dennis Rodman.
That is not Pacman in that Picture!! We ALL know if he is going to choke a bitch with a chain…its going to be a gold chain.
Finally, the world of professional wrestling can start healing from the Chris Benoit tragedy.
He had to get a new job in order to continue causing precipitation to fall on strippers.
The hold up in the negotiation is that Pacman wants to bring his gun to the ring and the TNA people aren't sure that's a good idea.
Well at least he'll get to continue all the ass grabbing.
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