The mural has long been one of my favorite art forms. Who hasn't appreciated the work of Titian, or Diego Rivera, or greats like Michelangelo and da Vinci? Well friends, it's time that you added Duane "Dewey" Richard to that list. He was commissioned to create a mural for the ultimate Ohio State fan, and he came through in a big way.
Over the last year Duane worked on this for nearly 5 months. The doctor who had him paint this is definitely one of the biggest Buckeye fans he has ever met.
Duane thought of everything from the big screen T.V. as the scoreboard to the green carpet as the turf, really just made the mural all come together.
That second paragraph isn't what you'd call a "complete sentence" with "acceptable syntax," but what do you want from Ohio? Do you want correct English? Or would you rather see football and basketball teams that are second only to the University of Florida? Well, too bad — until the National Collegiate Grammar Rodeo gets as much attention as the Final Four and bowl games, you're stuck with great sports teams.

Maurice Clarrett.
Where are all the players in the mural?
I guess they must be out getting their goose on…
Looks like Duane removed the Von Schamann goalposts that broke Woody’s heart.
In the fashion of making everything true Ohio State, the yard lines are neither chalk nor paint, but actual huge lines of coke.
If Ohio State skipped the National Collegiate Grammar Rodeo, did they visit a wig factory at the old World's Fair? If they didn't, they probably stole a car.
I know the idea is really over the top and everything, but deep down a part of me says "That… Is… Awesome!"
With God as my witness, if the Marlins ever get a new stadium, Dewey Richard is painting a mural of it in my den…divorce proceedings be damned.
Does cash from the ATM machine come out of an OSU booster's mouth?
5 MONTHS!
I am guessing the doctor has a big ass flagpole at the other end of his living room?
"The doctor who had him paint this is definitely…" treating Dewey for a head injury.
Iowa WILL NOT lose to Ohio State this year. I will gaurantee that shit!
Way to go Dewey!
Carson, is that chipmunk smoking a bowl?
Go Bucks!
Two things:
everydaytoday. I dont know if its the posts or this brain slug attached to my skull, but I have nothing. (except the ability to use all of Uffords comment tools from below)kroger markets suck
@Co60: I was thinking that SAME thing. Screw accuracy, man, and put a Hooters ad or something up there. Who the hell wants to look at a Kroger ad?
i assume that is exactly what we will see when we all wake up someday in hell
The Florida Field mural painted inside the house next door to his is much, much better.
So does wendy's fast food, fuckin dave thomas…
Don't the Suckeyes have a track or some shit around the field?
Vick has already commissioned this guy to adorn his cell walls with murals of pot leaves and rape stands.
"Over the last year Duane worked on this for nearly 5 months"
Does anyone think Dewey was trying to be like Elden from Murphy Brown…where he just wouldn't leave?
You are openly telling us that you watched Murphy Brown?
The Florida Field mural also has much hotter sorority girls too.
Only because it was on after Golden Girls…
That is pretty fucking sweet.
Ah, touch'e
i'd love to know how much that dr. paid to have that mural painted.
I live in Columbus…I am even more embarrassed today than usual. That being said, when is there going to be another insane OSU football arrest??? They are always so damned entertaining.
How good can he really be when someone else beat him out for the muralartist@aol.com email address?
Mcshiesty is back in in the groove!
Jim Stricker thinks Dewey Richard needs to get a fucking life.
[deadspin.com]
No one will read this, but as the resident jock-crime expert, I feel compelled to answer Enrico P's question, "That being said, when is there going to be another insane OSU football arrest???"
Well, it turns out that former OSU team captain was arrested for…wait for it…having sex with a 14 year-old girl.
[www.10tv.com]
He spent all that money to put a mural in a room with a shitty junior-high classroom ceiling?
Does it come with a closet full of sweater vests?
Wow….just fucking wow…the inbreds to the south never cease to amaze me… I'm surprised there's no painted in crowd signs saying "Fuck Michigan"
I was going to get a mural of Wallace Wade stadium in my house…turns out my living room is too big.