I hope this catches on because I would like to see a film about the origins of this "sport":
Perhaps you've overheard this conversation at your local tavern or even had it yourself: "Oh my God, ohmyGod, OHMYGOD! I love Come On Eileen! I know all the words because it was the song of my sorority pledge class. We had a dance we did when they would play it at house parties." "Wow, that's interesting and unique. Can I buy you another drink?" -KD
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So prohibition is back and this is all that's left for our nation's youth? Because I refuse to believe that working on a wheelbarrow routine is a better use of time than drinking grain alcohol.
Or I guess the other option is that this is what happens when gay landscapers and lesbian dance team members breed. (Shuddering).
OK….why was that a bunch of white kids??? aren't all landscapers, bricklayers, or basically anyone using a wheel barrow, Mexican? Not a mexican name in the bunch…
Choreography was poor, their outfits were horrible, and you just didn't get the sense they were really having fun…plus they botched the landing on the quarter pipe.
I have to give them a 6.5.
And yet, more Xtreme than xtreme baseball
From Left to Right:
Virgin. Virgin. Virgin. Virgin. Fucked his cat.
"Wow, that's interesting and unique. Can I buy you another drink?" H'mm? I may start using that line. It's got to be better than my standard response to whenever a girl's decided to brighten up my life with stories about hers; "Can you just shut up please?" or "Look, this false smile is hurting my face. Is sitting here and pretending to listen to this shit worth my while? Am i gonna get a go on your growler later or what? "
You know what the worst part of barrowing is?
Telling your dad you're gay.
And to think I spent my youthful free time pursuing life skills like masturbating…
I want to see the video of the skaters kicking the collective gay asses of these tools for fucking up the quarter pipe with those fucking things…
yeah, these guys must be getting all sorts of pussy with those skills. to quote one of the greatest movies of all time, "nerds, nerds,nerds,….."
Quick WL Commenter poll:
Wheel Barrow videos or Soccer videos?
Next sign you will see at your local shopping complex:
[www.arbiterworks.com]
Some quick Photoshop/Illustrator work for ya!
The entertainment value of that clip would be increased if there were babies in the wheelbarrows. Not that i would encourage that kind of thing.
Over to you Japan or maybe China. They've got tons of baby girls just littering the streets. Get 'em in wheelbarrows and on YouTube.
This is the gayest thing I have ever seen… and I've seen Brady Quinn sing "Y.M.C.A" at a Karoke bar.
McSheisty and Rockgroin: You both get an "A" for the original way you called those dudes fags.
Withleather: Innovating methods for insulting queer cat fuckers since 2006.
"Know how I know you're gay?"
"How?"
"You do extreme wheel barrowing."
I've seen a group of guys do this before. Except one was dressed as an indian, another as a cop, one as a sailor, an electrician, a biker, and a cowboy, and they weren't playing with wheelbarrows, they were playing with eachother
my bone el hombre you beat me to it
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I can put an apostrophe up there but I cant comment otherwise.
What the fuck??
I danced with gardening equipment once when I was going through puberty. I guess I took "Dancing around with a ho will get you laid" too literally.
1. I love Come On Eileen, too, but it wouldn't be an issue if she would just swallow.
2. Laugh if you want to, but one of these dorks is the next Tony Hawk, only with a wheelbarrow, no moves, no awards, no championships, no video game, no sponsors, no money and no pussy.
3. Wheel barrowers for Jesus, UNITE!
4. I keep expecting David Hasselhoff to jump in and take over lead vocals.
5. This would be completely different if this was The Man Show and these were Juggies.
Actually the worst part of freestyle wheelbarrowing is telling your brother that his dick tastes like mom. Keep on truckin’, Alabama!!!
This routine makes Michael Flatley look very butch.
I don’t like where the sport of wheelbarra is headed. Back in the day when I used to barra we didn’t have cute little synchronized musical numbers. It was all about the barrow and the man making it dance. Before you know it free style wheelbarrowing is going to lose its edge and street cred.