Don’t even try and tell me the Qashqai Car Games isn’t real. It is. Look: they have a slick website and everything, OK? Totally legit. And amazing. But oh, let me guess. You don’t believe in David Blaine either? You make me fucking sick. -J.E. Skeets III
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uh… that's… cool?
People do 1080's all the time in their cars…of course most of them die when that shit happens.
I hear Vince McMahon is interested in buying these games…
What the hell was that???? The website is pretty cool though….If you like midgets and gay black men, talking in a different language…Not like there is anything wrong with that…..
i'd give blondie 6, then make her beg for the other half. i coulda said a lower number, but then i'd just be lying.. and there is no room on the internet for that.
I hear they've been recruiting Bobby Phills…
Oh, shit, I'm late for my lunch appointment. In Hell.
@whowillsexmutombo: late? David Wesley might let you borrow his car.
Jpanther:
Should I hold a seat at the table for you?
WWSM: Is Dale Sr. driving to lunch?
@ LCPL: No, I think Josh Hancock is warming up the car as we speak.
We could always take Payne Stewart's plane….
Derrick Thomas is driving.
Jayson Williams has shotgun.
(See what I did there?)
@whowillsexmutombo: only if I can sit next to Benoit, or Tony Dungy's kid
There is a special plain in hell for you LCPL….LOL…Dante is looking for it as we speak.
for which one Doogie? Sr. or Stewart?
Panther: Dead children… kicking it up a notch.
Both, I will make sure to book a limo…I am sure PacMan and Vick will be joining by the end of the summer.
WWSM: Everybody is somebody's child. ;) Plus he was 18, which is an adult in legal terms. And he committed suicide, which I hear is a don't pass go, don't collect welfare, straight to hell dealy-o. And if you don't feel like driving, you could always ride Barbaro there.
this shit out on ps3 yet?
Yikes…I kind of feel like I did about my parenting skills after listening to Alec Baldwins VM to his daughter. There are bigger shitheads out there than me.
I love you all.