Comments on: MORE MICHAEL VICK GOODNESS http://withleather.uproxx.com/2007/07/more-michael-vick-goodness Sports news and gossip are fun, and your life depends on them Tue, 22 May 2012 04:42:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Joelski http://withleather.uproxx.com/2007/07/more-michael-vick-goodness/comment-page-1#comment-22134 Joelski Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:16:17 +0000 #comment-22134 <p>I'm no computer wizard ( unless I'm crouched in the corner, masturbating feverishly to anything by JK Rowling),  but I will streak down the street in glee when someone with an iota of computer knowledge switches the defenders from the 'Michael Vick Experience" commerical into pitbulls, and puts a sombrero on the kid in the ride.</p><p> And gives Toger Goodell herpes. Because that'd be funny too.</p> I'm no computer wizard ( unless I'm crouched in the corner, masturbating feverishly to anything by JK Rowling),  but I will streak down the street in glee when someone with an iota of computer knowledge switches the defenders from the 'Michael Vick Experience" commerical into pitbulls, and puts a sombrero on the kid in the ride.

 And gives Toger Goodell herpes. Because that'd be funny too.

]]> By: The Duke of Wazzu http://withleather.uproxx.com/2007/07/more-michael-vick-goodness/comment-page-1#comment-21267 The Duke of Wazzu Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:29:44 +0000 #comment-21267 What about "Free Ookie" condoms? What about "Free Ookie" condoms?

]]> By: The Duke of Wazzu http://withleather.uproxx.com/2007/07/more-michael-vick-goodness/comment-page-1#comment-21266 The Duke of Wazzu Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:29:02 +0000 #comment-21266 <p>Doogie,</p><p>The only cock fights in prison are the chickenless ones.</p> Doogie,

The only cock fights in prison are the chickenless ones.

]]> By: Alex http://withleather.uproxx.com/2007/07/more-michael-vick-goodness/comment-page-1#comment-21178 Alex Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:13:03 +0000 #comment-21178 "So, Jake. You're out of jail, you're rehabilitated. What's up? What's happening? What's Next? You got that money you owe us mother fucker?" "So, Jake. You're out of jail, you're rehabilitated. What's up? What's happening? What's Next? You got that money you owe us mother fucker?"

]]> By: MuckFichigan http://withleather.uproxx.com/2007/07/more-michael-vick-goodness/comment-page-1#comment-21176 MuckFichigan Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:06:06 +0000 #comment-21176 <p>Before Vick executed any loser, do you think he sent them text messages of jumper cables, or rope, or of a sledghammer.</p><p> </p><p>"You dead..dawg"</p> Before Vick executed any loser, do you think he sent them text messages of jumper cables, or rope, or of a sledghammer.

 

"You dead..dawg"

]]> By: hardawayhatesyou http://withleather.uproxx.com/2007/07/more-michael-vick-goodness/comment-page-1#comment-21173 hardawayhatesyou Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:01:47 +0000 #comment-21173 <p><strong>What's left, what's ahead, what have you not done that you still want to do?</strong></p><p>Oh I don't know....I've always wanted to flush everything down the toilet--the money, my talent, my fame--and get ass raped in prison for the better part of a decade after being indicted and convicted on federal dog fighting/killing charges. Oh....I'd also like to win the Super Bowl on the All-Madden level of Madden 08.</p> What's left, what's ahead, what have you not done that you still want to do?

Oh I don't know….I've always wanted to flush everything down the toilet–the money, my talent, my fame–and get ass raped in prison for the better part of a decade after being indicted and convicted on federal dog fighting/killing charges. Oh….I'd also like to win the Super Bowl on the All-Madden level of Madden 08.

]]> By: the 5th macc lad http://withleather.uproxx.com/2007/07/more-michael-vick-goodness/comment-page-1#comment-21170 the 5th macc lad Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:55:40 +0000 #comment-21170 <p>Where have i heard that before?......... eeerm?</p> Where have i heard that before?……… eeerm?

]]> By: http://withleather.uproxx.com/2007/07/more-michael-vick-goodness/comment-page-1#comment-21162 Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:41:19 +0000 #comment-21162 This is how Joey Harrington becomes an elite NFL QB (humourless punchline or frightening prediction? i don't know...) This is how Joey Harrington becomes an elite NFL QB (humourless punchline or frightening prediction? i don't know…)

]]> By: whowillsexmutombo http://withleather.uproxx.com/2007/07/more-michael-vick-goodness/comment-page-1#comment-21153 whowillsexmutombo Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:24:59 +0000 #comment-21153 <p>To borrow a line from a friend's father: <em>Fucking kid should have been a blow job.</em></p><p>(He wasn't a very good father). </p> To borrow a line from a friend's father: Fucking kid should have been a blow job.

(He wasn't a very good father). 

]]> By: the 5th macc lad http://withleather.uproxx.com/2007/07/more-michael-vick-goodness/comment-page-1#comment-21147 the 5th macc lad Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:10:30 +0000 #comment-21147 <p>For those of you who are wondering about the <strong>Michael Vick "Ookie" stuff</strong>,</p><p>Who the hell wondered that?</p><p>Not i sir, for i don't care.</p><p>Sorry boyd, i'm bored!</p><p> </p> For those of you who are wondering about the Michael Vick "Ookie" stuff,

Who the hell wondered that?

Not i sir, for i don't care.

Sorry boyd, i'm bored!

 

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