Morgan Pressel has been Michelle Wie's most vocal critic on the LPGA tour. Probably because Pressel is a female teenage golf prodigy who's actually successful (at 18, she's the youngest woman to win a major) and doesn't get exemptions and break down and cry on the golf course all the time. And… they'll be playing 72 holes together this weekend at the Evian Masters in France. Awk-warrrrrrrrd!
Joining Pressel and Wie in the group — making it a threesome, rowr! — will be Gwladys Nocera, and I'm sorry but there must be some mistake. Gwladys? What the F? I'm gonna have to take this one to the Hooked on Phonics Court of Appeals, 'cause I have no idea how to say that. Gwa…? G.W. Ladies?
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Fine. I'll click on the SPORTbyBROOKS link and surf around there for an hour. But you made me.
They call me G.W Ladies, as in Good With. Wink, wink.
Loven me some LPGA!!! I can do the Wie, Pressel combo, but leave GWAR out…She hit every branch coming down the ugly tree.
I'll be gwlad when someone finally talks some sense into Michelle Wie.
And my ex-girlfriend wanted me to get a cat- I am glad she dumped me!
I've played the Wie, the control fucks with me when I try to bowl or that ghey tennis game.
"Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow kiss."
I think its pronounced the same as "Jane."
It's spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove.
Actually Morgan is a well-known for her crying. But she does it with class and she's cool enough to get away with it.
Just did a image search of our girl Gwladys. Best to keep that fantasy as a two-some, fellas. Not much good will come if you throw Gwladys in there.
I hope michelle wie get's a legit nijury similar to those pitchers who have completely snapped their arms. Hell i hope michelle wie gets the same injury as KidVisor today on free running.
Does this mean mud wrestling
Me no rikey this pairing. Me no rikey one bit.
From the baby name website:
Gwladys Female Welsh A variant of Claudia, meaning lame.
Many readers of this site have probably injured their wrist
likefrom Michelle Wie.You could blind fold her with dental floss. And she hopefully will heed her calling to do laundry in the near future.
I bet she's good at math though. 6th hole = withdraw from tourney, 50 dollar = #1 , 100 dollar = # 2. She is not good at the happy ending though, so hopefully the golf or laundry thing works out.
Sorry. Sorry comments.
I believe Erica Blasberg is on my leaderboard right now.
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For this particular hole, I believe I'll use a wood.
Gwladys Nocera… distant relative of Dwyane Wade?
Thanks Punch. Well, what d'ya know… turns out my penis owes me money.
I tried to verify the existence/spelling of Gwladys on the Worldwide Leader, but the only Wie story they have is that she got another exemption. Heh.
Take out Gwlandjkshylft, insert myself, and the three of us will surely chew up the greens.
And Punch, thanks for Blasberg. I'd like to put my penis in her vagina. Wait, I forgot to think of a golf-related double entendre. Too late now.
Nice, Punch. Erica's fixed my waggle.
Golf related double entendres? I'm in. I'd like to run her over in a golf cart then bury her in a sand trap. H'mm? That's not right . Can i take a Mulligan? Looks like i've shanked into a hazard and may have to take a penalty shot. In the face.
I don't like golf.
Looking at her pictures makes me feel like a dirty old man. And I'm not old. I am dirty, I guess. I need to go to church.
(ERICA)
So let me get this straight…
Catfights: Allowed, if not encouraged.
Dogfights: Forbidden.
Just making sure.
It sounds welsh, so it may be pronounced "goo-ladies", which is ultra sexy
I'm not feeling very creative right now (i.e., I'm sober), so instead I'll just be one of those dickheads that has to correct trivial details in the post.
It's unlikely that Wie and Pressel will be paired together for the entire 72 holes since players are re-grouped after rounds to keep players w/ similar scores playing together. So by the time this tournament is actually on tv, Pressel and Wie should be quite a few strokes apart and paired w/ different partners. Kind of like a dueling bukkake session.
Fight. We fight. Fight, fight, fight. Fight, fight, fight. The Morgan and Mee-chelle showwww…
Didn't see hardawayhatesyou's heads-up, and now I'll have nightmares. DO NOT Google for an image of Glwadys Nocera. DO NOT. You've been warned.
"Didn't see hardawayhatesyou's heads-up, and now I'll have nightmares. DO NOT Google for an image of Glwadys Nocera"
Yeah, see, you probably had your "SafeSearch" setting on "No Filtering."
That's really not a good idea when you're dealing with most LPGA players; much safer to tick "Use strict filtering."
A lot less wear and tear on the retinas that way.
Gwladys? Dude, I know black guys really like to make up their own ways to spell "Shawn", but this has just gone too far.
So this is going to be kind of like if Anna Kournikova played Maria Sharipova in tennis. But with even less people caring? Sign me up!
I've been having trouble sleeping lately, that should do the trick.