07.12.07 MARCUS BENT NO LONGER BANGS THIS CHICK

Danielle is gangsta, too. She took nine shots…………..cum shots.

Not that hot to begin with. Not hot at all now.

"where they took a trip to the Candy Shop." Who the hell writes this copy? Yeesh its like reading a transcript of the Insider.

Bent dumped her, because after Fiddy got done turning her out, Bent was afraid he'd fall in…

That might the definition of damaged goods right there.

Bent didn't want to have to put on a steal sack Hefty after she'd been tagged by that shit…God knows his entourage probably joined in…..Hmmmm, joining a entourage……

between Fiddy's mumbled slurs and whatever langauge the British speak- it's a wonder they understood eachother at all! Although I guess: "I'ma get all up in dem guts!" is pretty universal.

@ Burnsy

I disagree about before.

http://www.daniellelloyd.org/danielle-lloyd-gallery.html

Enjoy all the NSFW you can handle. 

Come on, McSheisty! Make with the link to Nonnie's cans!

Lloyd-I tried to pull some granny porn off of one of those sites and post the link but I was to busy laughing and throwing up at the same time.

And by "laughing and throwing up" I meant beating my cock like it burnt dinner. 

OK look Skeets. I have no problem with all of the soccer posts, even though it's clearly a very gay sport and I hate it. The problem is this: while I have a great deal of confidence in my own special brand of masculinity … you just posted a story about how a rapper made this woman bo-legged and wobbly through the sheer force of his cock.

I think I speak for most of us when I say: life is demeaning enough as it is. Now I have to feel bad about myself when I read a sports blog?

Can you show us how much of a homo Brady Quinn is so I can feel better about myself please? 

Is it true how zey say zat you people are… gifted?

my own special brand of masculinity

All three inches.

I keed, I keed. 

I agree with Mutombo. Its not enough that half-a-dollar has sold over 20 million records, worldwide. But I have to hear about his Rhymenocerous cock, too.

You flatter me, Peter.

(Who's been talking about me?)

i also do not like hearing about how 50 cent throwin his daddy hammer around

that being said i wouldn't mind if Mike Greenberg were to write a rap freestyle narrating the sex scene

Lloyd's father just hung himself…

Nice work, Fitty Fiddy 4 Bits. 

** please double check my abacus calc **

Keith–it's twoo, it's twoo. (I, however, am not from Havana.)

Damn, Skeets, you inspired a frigging soliloquy from the usually-terse WWSM. I agree that I prefer to feel good about my own pathos when I visit this site. However, I wasn't exactly shocked to learn the $0.50 is 1) banging random models 2) in a fancy hotel 3) with a monster cock. Pretty much what I would have assumed.

Oh, and Keith–I think the appropriate BS line is "where the white women at?" Answer: under a rapper.

His into having sex, he ain't into making love.

Poor girl. 

If Fifty Bob thinks he can come over here and bang our braindead slags rolls up sleeves he's probably right. Excuse me, i have some washing up to do.

More soccer porting needed - the second goal by Argentina was not not good.

Right. Like a black dude would ever lower himself and start fuckin' white girls.

Uh ma gawd….50 Cent banging a dopey white girl with big tits?  Shock.  50 Cent bangs a new chick every other day. 

We haven't had a good, random, rap-related shooting in at least 3 weeks.

Isn't Elijah Dukes firebombing a baby's momma somewhere right about now?

50 bangs chicks in Iceland.  What a life.