UPDATE: The story below was later deemed to be false. With Leather regrets the error.
Ex-Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd has been dumped by English footballer Marcus Bent after a steamy sex session with rapper 50 Cent last weekend.
When Fiddy caught up with the buxom babe backstage he invited her back to his £2,500-per-night suit at the Landmark Hotel in West London, where they took a trip to the Candy Shop.
"Danielle was bragging to pals about how big he was – all over" a source told the Daily Mirror "She said he’s a mega-star in more ways than one."
According to another source Lloyd "looked a bit wobbly after her late night."
Um, I guess this is where I make some joke about lollypops or gonorrhea or something, but who am I kidding? I only posted this nonsense so you could see what Danielle Llyod looks like. Mission accomplished. -Skeeters
(Thanks to This Suit Is Not Black for the tip. I owe you buttered popcorn.)
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Danielle is gangsta, too. She took nine shots…………..cum shots.
Not that hot to begin with. Not hot at all now.
"where they took a trip to the Candy Shop." Who the hell writes this copy? Yeesh its like reading a transcript of the Insider.
Bent dumped her, because after Fiddy got done turning her out, Bent was afraid he'd fall in…
That might the definition of damaged goods right there.
Bent didn't want to have to put on a steal sack Hefty after she'd been tagged by that shit…God knows his entourage probably joined in…..Hmmmm, joining a entourage……
between Fiddy's mumbled slurs and whatever langauge the British speak- it's a wonder they understood eachother at all! Although I guess: "I'ma get all up in dem guts!" is pretty universal.
@ Burnsy
I disagree about before.
[www.daniellelloyd.org]
Enjoy all the NSFW you can handle.
Come on, McSheisty! Make with the link to Nonnie's cans!
Lloyd-I tried to pull some granny porn off of one of those sites and post the link but I was to busy laughing and throwing up at the same time.
And by "laughing and throwing up" I meant beating my cock like it burnt dinner.
OK look Skeets. I have no problem with all of the soccer posts, even though it's clearly a very gay sport and I hate it. The problem is this: while I have a great deal of confidence in my own special brand of masculinity … you just posted a story about how a rapper made this woman bo-legged and wobbly through the sheer force of his cock.
I think I speak for most of us when I say: life is demeaning enough as it is. Now I have to feel bad about myself when I read a sports blog?
Can you show us how much of a homo Brady Quinn is so I can feel better about myself please?
Is it true how zey say zat you people are… gifted?
my own special brand of masculinity
All three inches.
I keed, I keed.
I agree with Mutombo. Its not enough that half-a-dollar has sold over 20 million records, worldwide. But I have to hear about his Rhymenocerous cock, too.
You flatter me, Peter.
(Who's been talking about me?)
i also do not like hearing about how 50 cent throwin his daddy hammer around
that being said i wouldn't mind if Mike Greenberg were to write a rap freestyle narrating the sex scene
Lloyd's father just hung himself…
Nice work,
FittyFiddy4 Bits.** please double check my abacus calc **
Keith–it's twoo, it's twoo. (I, however, am not from Havana.)
Damn, Skeets, you inspired a frigging soliloquy from the usually-terse WWSM. I agree that I prefer to feel good about my own pathos when I visit this site. However, I wasn't exactly shocked to learn the $0.50 is 1) banging random models 2) in a fancy hotel 3) with a monster cock. Pretty much what I would have assumed.
Oh, and Keith–I think the appropriate BS line is "where the white women at?" Answer: under a rapper.
His into having sex, he ain't into making love.
Poor girl.
If Fifty Bob thinks he can come over here and bang our braindead slags rolls up sleeves he's probably right. Excuse me, i have some washing up to do.
More soccer porting needed – the second goal by Argentina was not not good.
Right. Like a black dude would ever lower himself and start fuckin' white girls.
Uh ma gawd….50 Cent banging a dopey white girl with big tits? Shock. 50 Cent bangs a new chick every other day.
We haven't had a good, random, rap-related shooting in at least 3 weeks.
Isn't Elijah Dukes firebombing a baby's momma somewhere right about now?
50 bangs chicks in Iceland. What a life.
Where's David Allan Coe when you need him?
oi van cleef, we've got the best breed of slag in the world…… this chick will do 'owt for a bag of chips and a pint of boddingtons! you know thats right!!
o and your bird should do the washing up pal! whats the matter with you?
oi van cleef, we've got the best breed of slag in the world…… this chick will do 'owt for a bag of chips and a pint of boddingtons!
I have no idea what that means.
This just confirms my stereotype: All British people can take at least 2 feet of cock. Every single one of them.
As if playing professional soccer wasn't emasculating enough, here comes a human sandbag to turn your girlfriend inside out. "Sun never sets", my ass.
WTF you mean too boku?
I guess he's more of a wanker now than a wankster.
Number Five, there's something strange
ly familiarabout you. Did we share a Hanoi hell hole together back in 'Nam? Man, those were the days. How's the dysentery? Anh Dung and Giang send their love.And by "laughing and throwing up" I meant beating my cock like it burnt dinner.
@Peter McSheisty +1. You, LCPC, WWSM, and AEVC (among others) crack me up so much I had to register. I'm still trying to catch on to things, so I will apologize for my rookie mistakes ahead of time – like I do on all of my dates. ZING! No, wait… I think it is ZYNG! Sorry, I am from Koreya, and you american bastards don't randomly use the letter "Y" enough in your capitalistic language. Yeah, I went there. And since whats-his-face is on vaycay-cay, this is my one and only chance to say: FYXED! Has anybody ever been banned on his first day? Guess I shouldn't have had that 4th Mountain Dew….sorry.
Oh, and my Grandpa GrabbyHands wants to see the link to Nonnie's cans as well……He just hasn't been the same since he got back from that BayBears game.
UFFORD:
On behalf of Peter, LCPC, AEVC and Myself: WE WANT A COMMISSION.