
Ken Griffey Jr hit his 587th home run last night to surpass Frank Robinson and take sole possession of sixth on the career home run list as the Reds beat the Braves 10-3 at Turner Field. It was the 24th of the season for Griffey, who mysteriously refuses to injure his legs in what's becoming his best season as a Red.
Not to be outdone by some future Hall of Famer, Reds rookie starter Bobby Livingston, who got the call-up from Triple-A before the game, went 4-for-4 with an RBI in only five innings of work. How do you pull a guy who's 4-for-4? It's the National League, man. Do a double-switch and let him play left field or something. It's not like the Reds have anything to lose. The status quo got them a 38-55 record; I don't see why they can't flirt with the unorthodox. Keep the hot-hitting pitcher in the game. Let midgets pinch-hit. Put some cheerleaders on top of the dugout. Especially put cheerleaders on the dugout. That one goes for all teams, actually.
Other MLB scores: Corey Hart and Ryan Braun homer to power the Brewers past Arizona. Hart and Braun: '70s music group or paper-towel companies?… Old fat guy David Wells now throwing knuckleballs; Pads beat Mets 5-1… A-Rod hits homer number 32 (496 career) as the Yankees beat the Jays… Mariners win; Ichiro provides the quotes… Man-Ram and David Ortiz homer as rookie Kason Gabbard pitches three-hit shutout for Sox. Also: Kason is a dumb name.


kason ? more like gay-son. btw, for those of you who haven't noticed igawa stinks. hurry back hughes !
"An A-BOMB from A-ROD!!!" WOO-HOO!!!! We are soo far up the BOSOX asses they will be shitting blue and white by the end of the week!!!
I'd say this post is great, but that would be offensive to the other commenters.
i couldn't agree more matt. what could be cooler then a game involving Ken Griffey Jr., midgets playing a sport, and cheerleaders on top of dugouts
(open the forum for suggestions…)
Corey Hart plays for the Brewers? I figured he'd fall into "Bolivian" after his days as the guy who wore his sunglasses at night.
@doogie,
Please don't do that EVER again. I fuckin' hate John Sterling
please, can we make it a rule hear to never quote john sterling.
@ sheed
How about a game that involves Barry Bonds, a baseball bat, and a dark alley. 755? Ha!
You know A -Rod would whine until they got more male cheerleaders into the club house.
@ peter mc
Bat's in your hands not his right?
Did Wells actually sweat gravy after chasing Reyes down the 1st baseline??? I thought they were going to have to de-fib him right there on the mound.
To you Sterling haters, would you rather us quote Michael Kay??? He fucking sucks twice as much horse cock.
Ken Griffey, Jr. would have 800 home runs if he ever faced Kei Igawa.
Kei Igawa could achieve total victory in Ninja Warrior if he set his mind to it.
And don't you clownboots forget it. Ever.
Many Maya Kupas gentleman……How about this? "Back, back, back, back!!!!" Not that one either huh?
Or this quote: "abhniolblm negwert begeitia;nn hogheo75754nd,gnkd"
- Joe Morgan
@enrico, kay can be equally as painful as sterling. waldman also stinks. i say bring back rizzuto. actually kim katt was unbelievable. i miss listening to him. i think john flaherty is good. before anyone else what an idiot i am my first post should read "here", not "hear".
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@Co60: We all saw it, but you were on a roll, and we didn't want to stop you.
TEXAS beat me to the sunglasses at night joke. Now I got nothing.
@LCPL, thanks.
Corey Hart? How does he play with all those tattoos getting in the way? Does Pink come to the games?
Tim, I don't think the tattoos arethe problem. His issue is that his glove hand is also his throttle hand, and he can't chase down flies and flip his bike at the same time.
New Assatar up!
The new Assatar is gravy! And not the David Wells-sweating kind.
If Hart and Braun are anything like Bacardi and Cola, they'll do well for themselves.
P.S. Fuck the Yankees.
"If I say my leg hurt, that would be very rude to the other team."
Oh Ichiro, you have a way with words that makes my skinnies quiver… sigh…