Oh, those vivacious Michiganders:

A man who was sentenced to 30 days in jail for taking his daily run while wearing only a stocking cap, gloves and reflective tape said that the nude jogging made him "feel alive," according to police. Russell Rotta, 49, told police that he had been running naked since he was a teenager and that he generally woke up each day around 4 a.m. to conceal the activity from his wife.

Other 4 AM life-affirming activities people usually hide from their spouses include near strangulation at the hands of one's dominatrix, the visceral satisfaction of disemboweling a prostitute, and night-putting.

Rotta reported running in the nude six miles a day every day, weather permitting . . . He wore reflective tape around his arms, ankles, waist and thighs to avoid being hit when he crossed roads, the police report said.

I should take up this "sport", and with the pallor of my skin, I wouldn't even need reflective tape.  Although, if anyone ever witnessed the early morning exercise of my robust physique with its healthy glow of Irish epidermis, the headline would read: "E.T. SPOTTED JOGGING AT WOLF LAKE". -KD