07.12.07 GREG ODEN + MISS GOSSIP = GOLD!

"FanHaus"

 Mottram's gonna break your legs    

GO (or OG, whatever) is a goddamn liar of the highest order. No one watches WNBA games, let alone "gets hyped" in the process of.

That was a high school party pic? Shit.

Do his paychecks not start until the season starts? Because hotel internet access isn't really that expensive. He's 20 years old and a millionaire. He can handle $9.95 per night.

Unless he has a MASSIVE coke problem that hasn't been reported yet. Which would be kind of cool.

Sophmore or Junior Year?  Damn, it looked like an 18 year old girl dancing with some 40 year old guy.

"It was a dress, it was just pulled up" should make her dad feel better, I'm sure.

Wasn't Oden's junior year like 1934?? Did they even have color pictures back then?? I think 289 was doin' some shoppin'!

I fucking love this guy. He's just a big goofy kid. And he's funny.

(I'll be back to dick jokes later.) 

Agree with Tim- it's actually refreshing to hear an athlete string a sentance together! Ad to that the demensia/incontinence that must be setting in and I surprised he made it through the interview.

SI.com will be in for a surprise when they quote this interview only to later learn that it was actually Sanford and Son and 227 actor Hal Williams answering those questions.

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 Great job, Miss Gossip.  I enjoyed this interview almost as much as Michael David Smith enjoys spamming the FanHouse.

The secret to being a big man in the NBA is to try to "stay out of fucking jail!"

that doesn't surprise me at all…..the Ron Artest thing….he's always come off a nice guy to me

WWSM- I'm sure that Oden made more than enough money playing at O$U

I love the way his face completely glazes over at 3:50 when she brings up the mysterious "podcast".  In his head he is just thinking "What a time to be alive"

He is honestly just an innocent kid.  So innocent the Blazers had to trade Zach Randolph because they do not want ZR making a bad impression on G-OD.  Odds are 3 - 1 he is caught with Paris Hilton in Vegas this year though.

Keith:

So you're saying that the odds are 3-1 he has the clap before the all star break? 

TDFC: Call the man a Liar if you want, he was just tryin' to get at some tall ass!

OK, G.O. Shit, if I was banging randoms as a sophomore in high school (and rest assured, I was not), I wouldn't know what the fuck a podcast was either. Better know what a condom is though, especially before he knocks the bottom out of Paris.

When is the last time you heard an 18 year old athlete wont didnt either sound like a moron or a generic quote machine?

He has an engaging personality to make lots of dough with endorsements but the fact that he looks older than most NBA players might hurt unless he starts pimping Viagra and Depends.

I really I could’ve sworn I heard something about Redd Foxx dying

wild…catter.

can anyone tell me the name of the song they play while showing over the picture,  its sick