OK, so this isn’t quite as funny as that kid getting knocked the fuck out by a basketball. But still, this is an elderly woman we’re talking about here. The she-probably-died-from-this points have to count for something, right? –Skeets
(Thanks to NYJER Please for the heads up. Ha! Get it? Heads up. Oh, fuck off. That’s ABBA gold, and you know it.)
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They're so much easier to nail this way.
"And down goes Mabel, down goes Mabel, Down goes Mable!"
She went down faster than Vince Carter at a Gay Pride Parade, wait, what?
Ok – first off… there's no nets on those goals. Walking behind them while the ball is in play is dumb. Repeat. Dumb. Gammy should have never ever turned her back on the game. EYES UP!
BTW – she fell like a cedar in the slo-mo.
my grandmother went the same way
Tony Donatellie (sp.) with is first kill of the match.
punchrockgroin, couldn't have described her fall any better
looked like her body was frozen stiff and just toppled over like those fainting goats on Mike Rowe's dirty jobs
The little kid getting hit is probably the most brilliant piece of cinema ever. I mean look at the foreshadowing.
Good thing she was carrying her LifeAlert bracelet!
Grandma got run over by a soccer ball.
She hasn't had balls in her face since Grandpa died 10 years ago.
Is that Hans Moleman?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to type in this comment using only one hand?
Nonnie?
It works on so many levels!
Oh, fer christ's sake, walk it off, gramma. You fucking pussy.
Just gonna throw this out there while we're on the old lady topic, but did anyone else really want to nail Rue McClanahan? No? Um, ok, me neither.
Timbaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
Luckily for Nonnie, the saline broke her fall.
That's why she fell so fast…That's Granny Mcsheisty…damn fake-ass boobs made her top heavy!!!!
it didn't even fucking hit her… old bag
Thank you, Tony Donatellie, for making sidewalks and street markets a safer place.
#3 was offside.
What??? She shouldn't have been standing there!
down like a sack of potatoes, but will she ever play bingo again???
Boo soccer. Yay old ladies getting drilled in the head!!!
1 nil ……….. fuckin' old people, it's about time a few got took out! i mean, if there not trying to kill us by driving for five miles THE WRONG FUCKING WAY down the moterway, there sat on public transport stinking of piss and moaning !!!
I call shenanigans! Grandma is a total flopper, the ball barely grazed her.
I just checked this out again, did anyone notice the guy that dodged the ball to let his 'maw get drilled by the ball? No more $10.00 checks on his birthday!
my friend showed me that video of his soccer squad 2 years ago before he sold it to bigboys.com later to be changed to break.com, i can't believe it's come full circle, i can now die peacefully… soccer team is FC Delco, commentary by Jeff Elliott
DAVE01
That's what happens when your grandma is from Europe.