GOLF JUST BECAME OUR GREATEST SPORT
07.30.07I just watched this video six times in a row, and I'm not even close to done yet. In fact, I've canceled all my plans tonight so I can keep watching this clip. Finding the right girl on eHarmony is just gonna have to wait another day.
(Unending thanks to the devilishly handsome J.E. Skeets)
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USA! USA! USA!
Let me be the first to say it:
Man! That golfer's on fire!
Continuing my apparent wwtdd fetish today, that is just like fucking Paris Hilton, seems like a great idea but when your shaft hits the flaming vag- but you will end up on fire. I am retiring for the rest of the day.
I can't wait to hear the aftermath when this guy goes to the course….
"So, what's your handicap?"
"Um, I'm burned on 90% of my body".
Darwin would have approved of this video.
"…and I still can't grow hair on my left nut."
/dumbass with the golf club
Dare I say "en fuego"?
I love the person who starts cheering at the end of the clip. The flames are out, time to congratulate Billy Ray on his perfect backswing.
Next time, try opening your club-face a little more.
Looks worse than the time I stuck my dick in a Hot Pocket.
The one time when you'd want to have a water hazard nearby…
@BigPhil: "Cock Pocket."
/Jim Gaffigan
The spawn of John Daly.
Fore! I mean fire! Fire!
Is that the new Tiger Woods / Pepsi ad?
When they said this guy hits bombs off the tee I didn't know they meant it literally.
Get better soon Skeets!
He's lucky he wasn't wearing Jasper Parnevik's pants.
An amazing impression of Sergio Garcia on Sunday of a major.
So, mulligan?
GET IN THE HOLE!! Whoops.
The dozen empty cases of Bud Light necessary for filming this must be hidden behind the camera.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac……..OOOO!!! OH GOD NO!
finally, golf is watchable.
yeah thats the guys name. started doing that voice all afternoon after i wrote that.
If Richard Pryor were still alive, this is how he would golf.
"Fireball! Fireball! Fireball! Fireball! Oh Shit!!….Our house, our house, our house is burning down."
I love how his friends are all shocked he's on fire. "Awww man, oh no…"
Ifrit hates golfers.
I'm sure this seemed like a good idea… at first.
I hate (read: love) to stereotype, but if that guy isn't in a frat, I'm sober.
Laugh all we want but 2/1 odds says one of us is next.
+1 Frammy.
I love how the guy behind the camera keeps directing the golfer/idiot like a regular Scorcese, "roll, roll… you did it!"
Combine this with that one guy who hit the tee shot out of his friend's mouth and you've got the greatest new take on a classic game that any of these
drunk retardsgeniuses could come up with.He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.
[WHACK!]
IT'S IN THE HOLE!
Are we sure that didn't take place in the backyard of Yale Skull and Bones, say 1968?
Ben Rothlisberger: Yeah i, i know that hitting firey objects with my 5 iron is outlawed in the contract but i…..i forgot. I'm sorry coach. You callin me a fathead?