GOLF BALL – 1, PIER GOLFER – 0
07.28.07"Oh, shit."
Whoo, that was funny! Assuming the kid didn't drown. Then it's only comedic based on how much time has elapsed. Hopefully it was over 18 months ago because I still have tears in my eyes. From laughter. This is the longest I have watched golf in . . . ever. They should put wooden pickets in front of the tees at PGA tour events high enough that golfers must try to hit through them or be KO'd by backwards ricochets. I'd maybe watch golf then. If they were human pickets however . . . I'd probably TiVo it. -KD

Matt, I just wanted to thank you for the last two posts. They were even funnier than your usual funny, which is awesome, and I almost spat lemonade everywhere reading about the giant pickets idea.
Lemonade? What am I, sixty-five and in a rocking chair on my front porch?
preschool i guess thats kind of an insult considering kevin writes on the weekends
Fore?
Was that a double-KO? Looks like the kid in the boat — and Tiger Woods — both got rocked.
(Which, of course, made it twice as funny.)
And if that's the case:
Golf Ball – 2, Pier Golfer 0
Whoops. Well then Kevin, you're funny! Ufford get off your gin-soaked ass and be funnier!
That looks like a tough hole. Who designed the course, the Man from Atlantis?
Van Cleef, that'd be the 73rd Annual Neptune Classic.
As usual with most centuries-old racist golfing events, no merfolk allowed. It's more of an unspoken rule, though.