As eagle-eyed (and dewy-eyed) reader Kristine pointed out, the next — and, I believe, final — issue of Jane Magazine will feature Serena Williams naked as part of its annual "Body" issue. Just let that sink in for a while. Don't worry, the chills and nausea are a natural part of the experience.
The good news is that Eva Mendes will be the cover girl, and these photos of her should help begin to wash away the mental image of Serena bared to the world. Thank God for Eva Mendes. Man, she was brilliant in Training Day. And by brilliant I mean naked (link NSFW). Which, let's be honest, is pretty much the same thing.
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I think her ass is eating that swimsuit..
I believe the saying is: "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick."
thanks for the eva mendes pics, especially after that aquadude video.
Actually I believe the saying is: "I wouldn't fuck her with Venus Williams' dick."
Jesus, Mike Tyson really has let himself go.
With Leather will soon be receiving a bill from my optometrist, gastrologist, and my PSTD therapist. If there is a good time to feature such as this, it certainly isn't post-lunch.
"Feature a photo such as this" is what I meant. The trauma has obviously affected skills typing my.
To sum up, Eva Mendes looks fucking fantastic. Serena does not.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! My eyes! My eyes!!! WTF!!!! Oh, man….Had to scroll down real quick, but still there was that roll over the back of the tree trunks she call legs….Wrong man, just wrong…
Ass Titties, Ass and Titties, Ass Ass Titties Titties Ass and Titties….
I wouldn't fuck her with Pink's Dick…
Matt let's be honest, that is a picture of denzel from deleted scenes of Training Day, the least you could have done, and i mean the very least, is show Eva's snatch along with that repulsive insta-puke ass.
Her ass looks like a trash bag full of wet clothes.
Jane Magazine's anual body issue will be directly distributed to southern baptist high schools to encourage abstinence and reinforce their teachings that black female genitalia will eat your penis.
and do we really need to get ready for more of this?
pleeeease no
Will Serena be pictured with a pre-, during and post-ESPYs drink still in hand?
Quick! Somebody contact the Coast Guard! Alert PETA! I've spotted a beached whale!
I want to vomit like I just found out Einhorn was Finkel.
A-Rod has already ordered 50 copies of this… he loves him some she-male.
That ass looks like it belongs to Michael Vick's cell mate.
"I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick."
-George Carlin
Big booty hoes — up wit it!
Courtesy 2 Live Crew
Arr, this picture will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea.
Gary Sheffield says that's where you inject steroids.
Though not quite as sexy, she played quite the charming Ad Exec in 'Hitch'. What?? Like YOUR wives didn't 'make' you watch it.
I'll take Megan Fox to block.
Even Sir Mix-a-lot doesn't like that. And that's no lie.
Baby got back indeed.
Red beans and rice didn't miss her.
I guess JANE need a model for all their "before" pictures.
Give her a break, she's still burping up Lavar Arrington and CC Sabathia nut sauce.
Wait, that's her arse? I could have sworn that was a frontal shot at a nude beach. In the 70s.
Somebody feed that thing a head of cabbage.
GET READY FOR MORE OF THIS
I now have to scrub my eye's until they bleed.
Thanks.