I freely admit that I'm a fan of parkour, also known as free running. Any sport that has disdain for things like gravity, danger, and man-made structures is all right in my book, especially if it results in sweet-ass videos like this. Then there's the above video, which is also awesome, but for entirely different reasons. And by "different reasons" I mean "smashed face."
Let this be today's lesson: God hates people with visors.
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The dude in the back is having a stroke! Get a doctor!
I like the fact there was no attempt to break the fall whatsoever. One Gotti kid down- 2 to go!
I hope he didn't have a hot date later that night. Judging by the visor I'm assuming he didn't. I think it's safe to say he won't be pulling anything hotter then a 'serena williams' type thing for the rest of his life.
You got JACKED UP!!!! Fag.
Everyone knows you can only do a backflip off a vending machine if it sells Mountain Dew. Extreme!
He must be sponsored by Sketchers.
Wow, if only he hadn't been wearing the visor like a douche, it may have broken his fall.
Rub some dirt on it Skippy.
Pow! Right in the kisser!
YO! Why all DA ViS0r haters yall? yeah yeah BOOOYYYYYYYZZZZZ!
I'm confused.Wasn't he trying to crack his face into the ground like that? Why else would he jump off the soda machine like that?
oh, and that was EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE.
I'm pretty sure no one was running in that video. I'm also pretty sure that sound you heard was 17 of that guy's bones breaking, 11 of which were in his face.
You've got to get your hands up. And keep your head on a swivel. And try not to go face first into the sidewalk.
That's what you get practicing "parkour" which is probably french for "I like to feltch my boyfriend" because those flag waiving surrender monkeys can't do anything in which they compete against anyone else, their embeded socialized reaction is to curl up, piss themselves, then light up a smoke and scoff at everyone around them. fuck, I really hate the french.
Mmmm WeakSideWing11, I love it when you try too hard. Keep talking dirty about those filthy frenchmen. It feels so good.
I did not know faces could make that noise, I especially enjoyed the youngn's being in the background to witness this douche as well.
Next time tape the camera to your head.
Where is the dude making pterodactyl noises? Next they threw that dude down a convenience store aisle full of chips in kayak.
Was that Jon Gruden?
Any sport that has disdain for things like gravity, danger, and man-made structures is all right in my book.
When is the release date? That book would smoke Hairy Pooper in sales.
that video is pretty old. lack of material today?