LA Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny attended a benefit for the Nicole Brown Foundation with his girlfriend Eliza Dushku, and for some unexplained reason he wore a plaid hat that matched her dress. For another unexplained reason she appeared to be enjoying herself when these photos were taken. Probably because Penny actually showered for once.
I guess this post is kinda the equivalent of all those posts that make women feel self-conscious about not being as skinny or beautiful as Hollywood starlets and models. Because there sure as hell isn't any point in me being this good-looking and well-dressed if super-hot chicks are gonna date sweaty undergroomed bipeds who may or may not be part bear just because the missing link makes a shitload of money playing a professional sport.
(Thanks a LOT, Kristine)
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Further proof that there is no god.
So in another year or so I'll be able to read her blog on MLB.com and win a date with her?
son of a bitch!!! Are you telling me the KSK commenter female celebrity draft was a charade? Because I clearly recall drafting Ms. Dushku – and not this ogre standing next to her.
Your move, Alisha Cuthbert.
Was this a benefit for Nicole Brown…Simpson??? If so, where was The Juice? Probably out solving murders.
Killer moccasins, fuckstick.
It's probably because he cannot tie his own shoes without the assistance of a trainer.
This gives hope to those of us sweaty undergroomed bipeds who may be Ursus americanus that, with a shitload of cash and a little luck we too can bang superhot chicks. Man, that sounds an awful lot like prostitution.
Failing that, the right combination of LSD and Ketamine does the trick.
The Juice wasn't there, but Kim Kardashian was…
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i for one think its about fucking time someone created a foundation to help keep coked-up, beverly hills cougars from getting decapitated by their retired athlete ex-husbands.
how many times have we read about such a tragedy and said "if only there were some kind of foundation to protect these women". never again, as the chosen people say. never again.
i thought she was killed in attack of the clones
Wasn't that guy on "Ice Road Truckers"?
You know what's hilarious is whenever he's pitching in a nationally televised game and the announcer declares that he's "worth every penny". NEVER gets old! Because his last name is "Penny", you see. It's a play on words. A "pun", as it were.
Wasn't she killed by a Columbian with size 13 bloody footprint?
twoeightnine saysFurther proof that there is no god.
my thoughts exactly.
Some guys have all the luck. And cash.
"First, we get the jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks."
i prefer pictures of her flashing her shaved beaver. more shaved puss, less brad penny !
"B-List" Brad Penny pulls some himself some hollywood split tail, doesn't he?
Good thing Dushku didn't wear a John Deere dress. Or a Skoal Bandits dress.
I don't get this at all. Thats an "Express" symbol on his hat… doesn't that make him gay?
I don't get this at all. Thats an "Express" symbol on his hat… doesn't that make him gay?
You friggin' idiots. They don't match. Dushku's dress has bands of turquoise and orange. The hat does not.
Pardon me while I put a gun in my mouth for noticing that.
The Skoal stains on her back also match his teeth
Truly sad. I wondered what she was up to. Apparently hanging out at the John Deere expo, how lovely.
I've seen her vagina.