As SPORTSbyBROOKS pointed out, newlyweds Jeff Garcia and Carmella DeCesare celebrated her birthday at Light in Las Vegas. And you can tell from the body language that they are still VERY much in love. Honestly, she never really had a chance. Who couldn't fall for a guy who works a pole like Jeff? Rawr! I can practically hear the Kid Rock coming through picture #1. "It ain't braggin muthafucka if you can back it up," indeed.
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Ive never seen such a large beard on a clean-shaven man.
she is so f'ing hot. how the fuck does this happen ?
Cash money, Co60. It happens with lots and lots of cash money.
Carmella and Jeff know something about the crying game…
I could be a friend to you…
She has a more manly voice than he does…and no lisp….
@smello, yeah good point.
garcia's boyfriend is going to be pissed when he sees these pics.
Wasn't that the press tour for the new Valtrex campaign?
Napkin Nights? My napkin nights pictures of her look completely different.
Oh yeah, this will last….We can put this one in the category of her having a gardner, and he has a chipendale….
Nice Beard
any playmate-on-playmate fighting at the party?
Carmella was nervous on the wedding night until she realized the Anal Ease was not for her.
Somewhere in Tampa Chris Simms is crying about the one that got away…
Thank God he found a nice Italian girl to procreate with. The last thing this world needs is more redheaded Mexicans.
Come on T.O. Let's see you challenge this man's sexuality now!
I had no idea who this chick was but, apparently she was 2004 Playmate of the Year.
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God, I hate Jeff Garcia, now.
I've never seen Garcia dance before, but i should have known he'd be a natrual at working the pole.
@TEXAS, i bet he is also a natural at smoking the pole.
Jeff, how does it feel to have the hottest wife in professional sports?
FABULOUS DARLING!!!
Jeff, how does it feel to have the hottest wife in professional sports?
FABULOUS DARLING!!!
@Co60: And taking the pole …you know damn well he's the bitch…
Watching Jeff with Carmella is sort of like watching an amputee win a pair of free Air Jordans. It just seems so un-fair.
Something tells me that, unlike Tony Parker, Garcia didn't invite his bride-to-be to his bachelor party.
@Hugh B. Brown : Why wouldn't he?? She like's dudes too…
he may sound like a queer, but he's tougher than most of the wussy QB's playing. Besides, Payton and Tyson both had/have gay sounding voices and they were two of toughest guys out there.
Would red headed Mexicans be called "el gingeros"?
You said queer. Are you over 60 years old?
Mike Tyson? When was he a quarterback? He just likes eatin' yo' children. He will MAKE you love him.
Excellent work, 289, photoshopping Jeff Reed out of those pics and inserting Carmella…you are a wizard!!!
thanks for NEVER POSTING anything i write… i'm always really excited to see what lloydcarrpoollane has to say (and yes i'm a michigan grad).
When did Jeff Garcia start pretending to be straight?
Good job making SI.com's Extra Mustard Ufford. Good job. And Garcia's just proof what can happen if you play gay and hang around with hot women long enough. Sooner or later one of them "converts" you back to straight.
Or something like that…