Doin' It Well is a celebration of some of the best comments from the previous week at With Leather. It is compiled by the editorial staff and runs every Monday.
It was a big week for Ohio here at With Leather, and you added to the fun with your witticisms and quips directed at the 17th state. First some quick facts about the land that was once referred to as the "Northwest Territory" (boy, those colonists were way off – what a bunch of morons). The name "Ohio" comes from the Seneca meaning "beautiful river", Columbus is the capital and the largest city, and the state answers to the nickname "The Buckeye State" or "The Birthplace of Aviation". I remember when Ohioans claimed they were "The Heart of It All" which made me worry that the nation needed a double-bypass. But, since the Wright brothers hailed from Dayton, Ohio thinks they're the Chuck Yeager of the Union. North Carolina also claims to be "First in Flight", and I for one think these states should fight it out for the title. With conventional weapons on neutral ground. How about in West Virginia?
First, some excellent and classy comments on EX-BUCKEYE CAPTAIN LIKES TEENAGE GIRLS:
- twoeightnine: That's the thing about retards, I get older and they never grow tired of hide and peek
- whowillsexmutombo: Everyone knows when you fuck a 14 year old she has to be an illegal immigrant. And when you fuck a special ed kid she has to be blind. It's what politicians call "minimizing your exposure."
- lieutenant winslow: i really hope he used the old "you won't get pregnant if you wear my helmet while we do it" line. that line is money in the bank on retarded girls
- Weed Against Speed: He said he was Jerry Lewis.
And from MMM… OVEN CLEANER, some of you took umbrage with the Chief's disparagement of certain condiments:
- Blackcapricorn: Eating mayo is like killing hookers. You don't want to do it, but once you start, you can't stop.
- WeakSideWing11: I put vinegar in the eyes of the hookers i tie up… the mayo gets rubbed on my nipples!
- Hugh B. Brown: As a former resident of London, I can attest that malt vinegar is also the sole source of oral hygiene for the vast majority of the population. Regarding vaginal hygience, the condiment of choice is relish.
Who says our comment board isn't a free exchange of enlightened ideas? Clearly, these examples will silence those critics. -KD
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Boy, that girl really needs to see a chiropractor.
Oh – and congrats to those who done it well last week.
Fuckers.
does the girl in the picture have any neck muscles ?
It's the only way she could've fit in the frame!
Isn't that Anne Hathaway?
@ upstateunderdog:
In my mind she has very strong neck muscles.
Burnsy:
In my mind she sure is able to relax those muscles.
As a Daytonian (that can't seriously be right), I can tell that the only place worse than Dayton is West Virginia. Unless you're trying to fuck your cousin/sister/mother. Then it's heaven on earth!
Additional exposure for bands as horrible as Hawthorne Heights is NOT to be encouraged.
As a Daytonian (that can't seriously be right), I can tell that the only place worse than Dayton is West Virginia. Unless you're trying to fuck your cousin/sister/mother. Then it's heaven on earth!
We Ohioans would pumble the fuck out North Carolina in an aviation-off. No survivors. It would make the Duke rapings look like a Bob Ross painting.
As a Daytonian (that can't seriously be right), I can tell that the only place worse than Dayton is West Virginia. Unless you're trying to fuck your cousin/sister/mother. Then it's heaven on earth!
As a Daytonian (that can't seriously be right), I can tell that the only place worse than Dayton is West Virginia. Unless you're trying to fuck your cousin/sister/mother. Then it's heaven on earth!
its really nice to finally have a place where rape jokes and seducing underaged retards is encouraged.
Remind you of the U?
@ LT Winslow: You mean outside of the Ohio State locker room, of course.
the love affair between doin it well and whowillsexmutombo continues…
I really wish that I had funnier shit to say. Seriously. My one goal in life is to do it well one week. If I can't even make a fucking mediocre goal happen, how am I supposed to fulfil my lifelong dream of birthing the first ambidextrous pitcher (via a woman, of course).
@UES007
What would be the point of a pitcher who could breathe through his/her skin?
As a Daytonian (that can't seriously be right), I can tell that the only place worse than Dayton is West Virginia. Unless you're trying to fuck your cousin/sister/mother. Then it's heaven on earth!
Tozer21:
In the end, the love you make is equal to the love you take.
What does that mean?
Bribe the intern. Then you, too, can do it well.
There's a few theories, actually. For one, pitchers who breathe through their skin are able to more accurately sense what is going on in their surroundings. Small twitches in the opposing batter's musculature, their rate of breath, what they ate for dinner last night, etc. Well, actually, I guess there's only that one theory.
This obviously bestows upon them a particular competitive advantage. The main drawback however of being around all that sand all the time is a 100% asphyxiation rate.
A small price to pay to fix the problem of how to approach switch-hitters in pressure situations.
You morons. Everyone knows pitchers breathe through their eyelids, like the lava lizards of the Galapagos Islands.
Meat.
I think perhaps the best part of such an unfortunate vile creature being unleashed upon this world would be quick recovery from IR. Just chop that fucker off, wait a few weeks, and voila! Good as new.
UES007–be careful what you wish for. I did it well once (1x) and can't help feeling that a) not only have I blown my wit wad but b) I've peaked as a, like, man. Anyway, maybe we can try to comment funnier on mutumbo's blog, which will probably appear in two months or less.
Josh's Brother should have gotten special recognition
My god- I made a list on the Internet!!!! I would like to thank my wrist which wasn't too tired from wanking off to type that comment as well as my brain, which despite heavy intoxication over the last few years still managed to equate mayo with hookers. Thank you, thank you very much!