DOIN’ IT WELL: PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE
07.30.07
Doin' It Well is a celebration of some of the best comments from the previous week at With Leather. It is compiled by the editorial staff and runs every Monday.
I've fallen into the habit of railing against the evils of unfunny and lazy commenting in this feature, and I want to take a break from that to say, Hey everyone, great job last week. I had more fun reading the comments last week than I did writing the site.
And, while I'm on the subject of writing for this site, I want to take a moment to point out that no matter how lazy I am — and I'm pretty friggin' lazy — I'll never fall into the blogger habit of writing, "Insert joke about _______ here" when there's an easy target. Why do people do that? If it's such an easy target for jokes, how about, I don't know, actually inserting a joke? Seriously. I'm lazy, but I'll at least work hard to think of something marginally less unfunny.
Like these outstanding comments (watch out, it's a long list this week):
From JEREMY SHOCKEY IS A GENTLEMAN
- TEXAS: I usually just whip out my dick, pour a line of coke on it, and start shaking it. It's kinda like the "Banjo Minnow" for strippers.
- Weed Against Speed: Everyone knows the way to a stripper's heart to is act exactly like their abusive alcoholic pervert father.
From MICHIGAN, NOTRE DAME TO TAKE A BREAK
- Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now): Are we allowed to make Quasimodo references when discussing Notre Dame? Not that i would stoop to that level, not that i could with this hunchback.
- Vanilla: I heard that Baylor has not stopped texting Michigan things like 'Where the hell are you, Michigan!' Please Baylor, like your ugly ass has a chance!
From RUSSIAN BIATHLETES CAN BE POISONOUS
- Tim: 4 x 7.5 kilometer relay. It takes four guys to run 8 inches? Metric system, whatever.
- Burnsy: Why can't we bring the Cold War back? It's so much cooler than real war.
- whowillsexmutombo: Does anyone understand the political landscape of that part of the world since Russia started dating Yoko and the USSR broke up? I don't think they even have countries over there anymore – they just make up a name and call it a "region" at their convenience. It's like The Lord of The Rings … only with less food.
- Ted Striker: My favorite biathlete is A-Rod.
And now for some solo work:
- Rob on sewage in the Browns' locker room: This is just like when the Patriots' locker room was flooded with Summers Eve.
- lieutenant winslow on rape: as the resident jew lawyer around here i feel compelled to point out that it ir not, technically, rape if the alleged victim is (i) a prostitute, (ii) an exotic dancer or (iii) unconscious.
- Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now) on the Raiders' music video: Jesus, that thing was longer than Ben Hur. Enjoyed it though. Ben Hur that is. The chariot race was superb.
- sheedshair on Lindsay Lohan: i knew she was going to be a dirty coke whore ever since she tried pulling that "there's two of me" bullshit in the parent trap
Oh, and a +1 to everyone who dropped a Tenacious D quote or took part in the Bob Costas = Chuck Norris game. I really enjoy the notion of Costas as a telekinetic madman from the future.

is anyone else jealous of that cat ? i am. well done guys.
it's just tworkin the turntables, scratchin snatch
It's looks like I'm stuck showing myself some love for the week. Again.
Matt Leinert has no problem with inserting something into things if they are easy.
Spelling "Leinart" correctly would have helped.
Finally, something to tell girls at the bar.
Burnsy:
I've actually found that offering girls at the bar cash for anal sex is a better move than showing off about "doin' it well". There's at least a CHANCE that someone there that night could use an extra $20.
Al Bundy died and was reincarnated as a cat? Oh, the irony.
Isn't that how Payne Stewart died?
WWSM:
Shit, $20? I've been overpaying.
That's Siobhan's cat, isn't it?
Yay, everybody wins! Kinda like when Niner fans get together for a daisy chain.
That's a zombie cat. Just look at the eyes. Cricket bat to the head, somebody PLEASE.