07.18.07 DOGS MAKE CYCLING INTERESTING

Nice pink helmet/jersey combo. Now he can take that bike home and make sweet love to it.

Dog 1

Bicexual 0 

shit…..anyone want to buy my pooch?

Well, if you can double-post, I can double comment.

Air Bud: Champion Derailleur

This is going to give Marcus Vick some ideas on how to upstage his brother. New sport: driving shit into dogs and shit.

"The bike then up-ends before crashing on to the dog's back, while the pink-clad cyclist rolled around on the road."

"It is described as 'light, rigid and aerodynamic' by his race team T-Mobile – but proved to be little match for the bulky dog."

Also, is this the first reported case of gay-cycloporn reporting?  I mean, that sounds like one mean bike in the bedroom… or garage… or whereever else I you choose.

Even French dogs think that pink outfit is gay.

Dog took the guy out because he had on a gay outfit….Must have been part of the Rugby team before hitting the bicycle circuit.

Shouldn't that dog be wearing a red scarf and flying goggles? The racing manager of Dick Dastardly's team was unavailable for comment.

@WWSM: That was fantastic!

The French: Tough on pink jerseys,  not so much on Nazis.

Is that what beastiality s&m porn for bicexual look like?

Since the dog won, will Vick now electrocute the bicexual?

This dog is the only thing to bring the whole race to my attention!

If i was the rider i would have carried on, wearing one cycling shoe and a brand new dog slipper on the other!

That rider should call Ookie to put down Old Yeller.

It's all connected, man!  Someone tell Oliver Stone!

We're through the looking glass here, people.

No my Friend, dont believe what they want you to believe. That tenuous connection may be in the following of Occam's Razor, but the true conspiracy lays leveles and levels deeper.

T mobile's spokesperson: Catherine Zeta Jones. She was in a movie with Sean Connery where she looked banging hot. Sean Connery was a frequent guest on Celebrity Jeopardy before SNL fucked it all up. The host of Jeopardy is Alex Trebek. Alex Trebek spelled backwards is Kebert Xela. Saying his name backwards banishes him back to his own dimension!

Do you see what I see??? Trebek was an alien! Aliens are central to Scientology! Tom Cruise has a crazy pumped up dog on steroids! IT ALL MAKES SENSE! The dogs are on steroids!

Oh wait, was that the same conclusion you came to?

Fuck.

Respect to AEVC

Thanks,  rumours that ze Germans plan to unleash Wendy the whippet in retaliation have forced the mechanics of other teams to attach tank tracks to their bikes. Yeah, like that'll help. "It's gonna look like the retreat to Dunkirk all over again" said someone for no reason whatsoever. Security!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=467985&in_page_id=1770

The worst part about riding in the Tour de France isn't the random dog attacks, it's admitting to the world that you are gay.

See what dog fighting leads to – vicious dog attacks on cyclists.

My yellow lab wouldn't have run away after the collision, she would've chomped on his balls – if he had any.

So I Guess Old Yeller Hates The French Too !

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