Miami Dolphins wide receiver Chris Chambers was arrested Friday night:
Chambers, 28, was arrested by Charlotte-Mecklenburg police around 2:30 a.m., several miles south of downtown, said police Capt. Lisa Goelz. He faces charges of driving while impaired, speeding, and reckless driving, she said. He was later released on a $1,750 bond, according to Goelz. No other details were available.
Hmm, a lady police captain. I like women in uniform. Do you know who else strikes a lovely form in municipal blue? The lovely Miami cheerleader to the right. C'mon, you knew if any Dolphins' news broke while I was here, there would be a photo of the shapely, auburn-haired Jaime. It's in my contract. Some people seem to think I should have negotiated for things like money or dental benefits, but then you (and I) wouldn't get to gaze at one of the finest cheerleaders in the NFL. I really hope she's on Making the Squad again on the NFL Network this season. And I hope one of the cheerleader competitions involves a pole.
Anyway, the Dolphins are "in the process of gathering more information" about Chambers' arrest. Good for them. -KD
Everlasting benediction to reader TieDomiFanClub for the tip.
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Joey Porter fits in nicely.
Every time an NFL'er gets arrested God kills a kitten.
God hates kittens.
Do you know who else is strikes a lovely form
but then you (and I) wouldn't get gaze at one of the finest
Anything in your contract pertaining to grammatical errors.
And the race is on!!! Which team will have the most diciplinary actions taken against them before the season starts? Does Miami have a party boat like Minnesota?
I have a theory about redheads. I have found that natural redheads have bigger, sweeter asses than most other white women. And after looking through Jamie's pics on the Dolphin's website, she supports my thesis.
There should be a ? at the end of that post.
(removes foot from mouth, sticks it in ass)
Oh, sweet irony, you are a cruel mistress.
@Texas
I would enjoy thumbing through the empirical data on your theory.
You know who else is a cruel mistress? Mrs. Tony Parker. Ugly, too.
Brady Quinn is jealous of Mr. Evan Longoria.
a good lookin red head is a special thing in this world
Other cruel mistresses include fate, Joumana Kidd, Karma, Destiny, and Vince Carter. Miss that bitch's birthday ONCE and you're on the couch for a month.
I would happily attempt to smother that firecrotch.
@ Punch Rockgroin: Here is some data that got me started.
[www.al4a.com]
NSFW!!
AL4A?!?!??! That shit is still around? If I remember correctly, that was some pioneering porn shit.
police Capt. Lisa Goelz
Or, as she is known to Chris Chambers and Mel Gibson, Capt. Sugar Tits.
Female police captain story and no mention of Einhorn/Finkel???
There you go.
Mutombo, I respect your "push" to make Vince Carter the new Brady Quinn around here. Some would do well to follow your lead, Matt will be back tomorrow morning. Get all those Brady Quinn jokes out, now.
My first visit to al4a.com ended in error messages after I click on some big boobs link. Within a week, my PC was dead. It sits next to my Mac now. It's never been the same since the reformat.
@Tim: My old man and old lady used to wonder why every computer I got crashed so hard and so fast. Come to think of it, I had no idea why it had happened, and so frequently, either. I now know the answer.
It was all worth it though.
Sheist: I really liked the Brady Quinn jokes. I was just starting to find my groove. Can we go back to talking about Nonnie, then?
Thank you Mr. McSheisty. Those infinitives are the trickiest verb tense to remember in that they're the first tense one learns.
Here are some videos of the lovely Jaime for your trouble:
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@Enrico
Are you suggesting Jaime is in fact Chris Chambers? Maybe if he scores a TD this year he'll unleash some of his new moves.
Peter:
Thank you. I'm just a soldier, committed to the cause. The cause of exposing Vince Carter as the great big flapping vag that he is.
Finally a bright spot in my crappy franchises offseason, the mentioning of Jaime that is, some other cheerleader (Bibianna, or some name like that) for the 'Fins also got tagged as the best in the biz by Sports Illustrated, at least they are doing something right down there in Florida as of late…
Nothing goes better with drinking and driving than speeding and reckless maneuvers. A summa cum laude graduate of the Henri Paul Driving School.