I tell you, this With Leather soccer day just won’t quit.
Pictured here is Ana Paula Oliveira, a Brazilian lineswoman who finally decided to trade in that stuffy referee kit for a much more comfortable green chair and air ensemble during a recent Playboy photshoot. And it's solid choice. Green really brings out her ass.
As you may or may not know, Oliveira rose to prominence back in Brazil in May when she wrongly disallowed a goal during a Copa Brasil match and was given a three-game suspension by the footballing authorities. To which I say, who fucking cares? Sexy people shood be allowed to make mistakes!
Anyway, if you’d like to spend some quality time with Ana this evening, then I suggest you click on this completely NSFW link, and well, intoduce yourself.
Good luck staying on-side, guys! (No. I have no idea what that means either.) -Justin Everest
(And with that, I'm spent. Sorry if the posts took a little longer than normal to get up here today. I'm still sort of learning the ropes. Very, very slowly. OK, I need a drink. See you tomorrow.)
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/05/crazy-romanian-soccer-attacks-180x180.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/05/Katy-Perry-Adidas-180x180.jpg)
"Sexy people shood be allowed to make mistakes!"
Well played.
Also, that lady can red-card me any time she likes. Or some soccer-related double entendre. I want to put my penis in her vajayjay, is what I'm saying.
well how do ya (oh god yes, yes, no, nono, yes that's it, yes) do miss Ana with one 'n'
thank you – fat chick forgiven.
soccer on the other hand – you're gonna need some help.
She makes me happy
I like pic 12 of 13.
Do all the refs in soccer look like this? I may have been too quick to judge this exciting sport. I also think I just accidentally pounded a hole through the bottom of my desk. Stupid "forgot to wear pants to work again" me.
OK, I was wrong. NOW is the moment where I think I love soccer more than I ever have.
Or, at least, lust after it heartily.
Marv sez: "Turns, fades, fires…kaboom!"
God damn Brazilian women are hot. Referees, bus drivers, executioners–the country is littered with talent. I visited once and I have no rational excuse for leaving. Being an American dude is, like, exotic there.
We can put a man on the moon, but we have yet to produce a game official who is both competent and attractive. The hell with cancer, AIDS and the environment; we need to get our top minds working on this.
The current BETA versions of cancer and AIDS are both pretty damn efficient. We can transfer some of our top minds off of those projects and onto hot game officials right now, as far as I'm concerned.
I've said it before, and it bears repeating….She has an onion butt, because it brings tears to my eyes!
I think Lloyd Carr Pool Lane just found his new avatar on number 6.
Well, I think having refs like this in soccer definitely prevents flopping… at least from the men in the audience… HEYO!!!
Dave01: I was leaning towards lucky #13..cuz she's touching that perfect pooper!
She looks like she's trying to take a dump on that chair. And that's a-ok.
i would turn her brown eye blue.
goooooaaaaalllllllllll!!!!!!!!
Brillant play on her part. Most take to the pole before becoming a Bunny, she took the field. Credit given when due.
TEN!!! GODDAMNIT She's a Ten!!!