A South African beauty queen believed to be associated with a gang of women responsible for raping several soccer players was arrested for allegedly raping a mental patient. Holy crap that's a sentence I didn't predict I'd write today. The details:
A police spokesperson says the model allegedly attacked the man who was returning from a shop and pushed him into nearby bushes before raping him… Police believe the suspect is part of a gang of ladies arrested last month after they allegedly raped several local soccer players who were returning from training.
"This lady, who was a beauty queen of Hammarsdale, was arrested on Friday for the case of indecent assault with a mental patient. She is appearing today at Hammarsdale court for indecent assault. The police are continuing with the investigation to try and link her with other ladies who have been doing indecent assault with the guys and another male people in the Hammarsdale area," said [the spokesperson].
I really wish news stories were more specific with these details. A key piece of information here is whether this is the awesome kind of male-victim rape or the kind where the woman wears a strap-on and anally violates the guy. Eh, whatever. My one-way flight to Hammarsdale leaves tomorrow. I'll take my chances.
(Thanks to Hugh B. Brown for the link; photo is — of course — Charlize Theron, everyone's favorite South African. Second place: Nelson Mandela)