A South African beauty queen believed to be associated with a gang of women responsible for raping several soccer players was arrested for allegedly raping a mental patient. Holy crap that's a sentence I didn't predict I'd write today. The details:
A police spokesperson says the model allegedly attacked the man who was returning from a shop and pushed him into nearby bushes before raping him… Police believe the suspect is part of a gang of ladies arrested last month after they allegedly raped several local soccer players who were returning from training.
"This lady, who was a beauty queen of Hammarsdale, was arrested on Friday for the case of indecent assault with a mental patient. She is appearing today at Hammarsdale court for indecent assault. The police are continuing with the investigation to try and link her with other ladies who have been doing indecent assault with the guys and another male people in the Hammarsdale area," said [the spokesperson].
I really wish news stories were more specific with these details. A key piece of information here is whether this is the awesome kind of male-victim rape or the kind where the woman wears a strap-on and anally violates the guy. Eh, whatever. My one-way flight to Hammarsdale leaves tomorrow. I'll take my chances.
(Thanks to Hugh B. Brown for the link; photo is — of course — Charlize Theron, everyone's favorite South African. Second place: Nelson Mandela)
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KillCelebrateDistant 784th place – Dave Matthews
I'd actually call that a decent assault.
If you're going to post soccer stories, they might as well be the ones where pageant winners are plowing them with dildos in the bushes.
Welcome Back Matt.
raped by a beauty queen ? damn, some guys have the luck.
South African supermodels probably look like Bea Arthur. That's f'n HOT!
I've tagged it. She still calls now and then.
popo bawa strikes again
Like Matt, I, too, was curious whether this was vagina-to-penis rape or dildo-to-ass rape. Anh, who am I kidding. Sign me up!
Further evidence that this is NOT a man world anymore. Models raping men is not a crime but something that should be encouraged.
I hope THE GOOD KIND OF RAPE tag gets used more often. preferably with me as the "victim". hell, i'll take Maryland Lamb and Wool queen. I'm not picky about my rapists.
hold on…am I understanding THE GOOD KIND OF RAPE correctly?
hold on…is WL reversing it's anti-rape stance
Apartheid is certainly bad when your butt cheeks are involved.
Just to confirm: Models are raping men now? There really IS a god.
By the way, any society that punishes a woman for giving a mental patient the one good experience of his entire life is utterly doomed to fail. Just a bunch of godless communists running that place.
Screwing the hottie teacher in high school, getting violated by a model — some guys have all the luck.
But seriously, though, how do I go about raping Charlize Theron?
As Ms. Theron pointed out during her SNL gig, she is technically an African-American. This may mean that the love we share is taboo, but I'm OK with that.
Police believe the suspect is part of a gang of ladies arrested last month after they allegedly raped several local soccerr players who were returning from training.
That sounds like the premise to my new porno flick, "Hanna does Hammarsdale"
@TEXAS, big fan of the avatar.
Just to clarify, we at With Leather are against rape unless it's Supermodels or Hot Teachers instigating the violating? I just want to know where I stand on election day…..
I would just like to envoke the Code of Hammurabi in this instance, and you can bet my sweet ass that I would take it to pound a beauty queen in the rear.
someone needs to track a picture down of this beauty qeeun. i'm afraid that the term might be used too loosely. after all beauty queen can be interpreted in different ways.
Before i allow myself to get excited by this story can we first clarify what exactly passes for a beauty queen in the KwaZulu-Natal town of Hammarsdale. Charlize Theron or this lovely fella:
[www.tamarin.com]
Was the rapee declared a mental patient after reporting the incident to the police?
Law and Order SVU: "Rape is about power." Not much to compare that quote with women raping soccer players, but there AGAIN soccer players have ALL the luck. Shit, I get raped every time I get laid!
@ Co60, good call…is this "beauty queen" and "woman" in the Bogs Diamond kind of way or are we talking more of a RuPaul…either way is cool, just checking.
It seems that South Africa spends a lot of time discussing rape.
[www.sabcnews.com]
@Co60: Thanks! I'd kill to have me some Erica Rose Campbell.
And FYI, if they all look like this…
[images.google.com]
[www.sundaytimes.co.za]
try that.
To clarify:
twoeightnine: So we're anti-rape now? Time to order new business cards.
a case of indecent assault with a mental patient.
With not On. That is a key clue to how the rapee was "used" during the attack.
WWSM, she's pretty hot but why is she hanging out with Rerun?
Hmmmm…me thinks I'll be checking into a mental institution in South Africa this weekend…
It would have been more appauling if the soccer player wasn't mentally challenged… sort of like blowing a hockey player or giving a rim job to a drag queen (redundant?). At least here he had a redeeming factor about him and probably didn't know his social workers were forcing him to play soccer.
Burnsy:
If you have to ask, you've clearly never seen Rerun get his mack on. That guy makes Billie D Williams look like Don Knots.
I just feel like Rog deserves a little piece now and then.
Kurt Kobain lives on
RAPE ME!!!
Rapist, er rapier wit!
Uhhh, fellas from the "photo" caption…
"The Karoo farmer also faces two charges of indecent assault on two minors"
Begs the question, can one be a farmer and a beauty queen at the same time. That's like when you were a kid and you said you were going to be an astronaut and a fireman when you grew up.
Before your father crushed your dreams and said you were going to a soccer-playing rape victim. Or something.
Oh great some one has leaked the results of the study from my new medical book
The Medical Powers of Being Raped by Models-
Let the Healing begin
Burnsy –
Everyone in the 'hood knows that Rog has a raging case of Herpes. You get fucked up on Colt 45 and do Shirl in the alley, you suffer the consequences.
A "queen" pulls retarded soccer players into an alleys, and it's called indecent assault, A.K.A. a slap on the wrist. I pull retarded soccer players into alleys and I get 10 to 15 in Pelican Bay. What the shit!? The moral of the story? I need to wear dresses more often.
Places to not visit:
I'm living on the wrong continent, i too will take my chances
At least they aren't exporting bloodborne pathogens and third rate dictators anymore.
oh wait…they are…
you can't rape the willing.
Some mental patient had sex with a beauty queen?
Niiiice
I wonder if she did raping for the talent portion.
So the Axe Effect is true!
I always thought it smeled like rancid-ass.
In Soviet South Africa, model rapes you!
@Surprise!
If that doesn't get on next week's Doin' It Well, I'll eat this delicious rhubarb pie. Oh what the hell, I'll probably eat it anyways.
"Muzi Mngomezulu, a police spokesperson says the model allegedly attacked the man who was returning from a shop and pushed him into nearby bushes before raping him."
I had a bad case of the Mngomezulu once…
Let me tell you, the toilet seat was black for a year!