
For the first time in a long while, Hollywood writers and producers are actually doing something good. They may be even saving the world:
Actress Eva Longoria has reportedly been hit with a baby ban by the producers of hit TV show Desperate Housewives for fear of ruining their scripts. Creator/producer Marc Cherry told Longoria during her French fairytale wedding to basketball star Tony Parker last Saturday that she needs to postpone falling pregnant because it hasn't been written into the show for her character, Gabrielle Solis.
But weren't Parker and Longoria married in the Roman Catholic Church? So does this mean they must abstain from partaking in the joy (or sorrow as it were) of their connubial bed? You see, my fellow Catholics and I are forbidden from using contraceptive devices. I suppose they could use that Natural Family Planning Method crap (we are allowed to use basic math to prevent pregnancies, just not science), and that works real well. It's efficacy can be seen in my many siblings and 121 first cousins. Maybe the Antichrist is on his way; the Cubs have won a lot lately. -KD
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I heard you papists aren't so hot on bestiality either, which would also rule out copulation between those two.
Baby ban? What the fuck? I heard Greg Popovich was very supportive of Parker taking time off for maternity leave.
I thought Che Guevara was dead.
She looks like the title character from "The Mummy". That is one scary bitch.
I like the term "falling pregnant."
Thank you Marc Cherry, both of those bloodlines need to end now
You can't get pregnant taking it up the ass from your wife while she's wearing a strap on so I think they'll be okay.
So apparently Tony Parker has married Zac de la Rocha.
You can't get pregnant taking it up the ass from your wife while she's wearing a strap on so I think they'll be okay.
Explain Dough Christie's children then, Mr. ob-gyn.
I like pictures of dogs wearing hats. Here's another:
[www.esmondrott.com]
I'm no milliner, but that's a stupid fucking hat.
The theology teacher at the Jesuit high school I attended years ago tried his best to explain the rhythm method to the class. The fact that he had about seven kids did little to help his credibility on the matter.
whwillsexmutumbo: Chris Webber.
That should be whowillsexmutombo.
I type good.
I always knew that the anti-christ would be of French decent.
Weed:
I'm confused. Are you saying Chris Webber fucked MRS. Christie? Or that he fucked Doug Christie? Or that Doug Christie IS Mrs. Christie?
Dude…you just blew my mind.
I don't know what to think anymore.
I need to weigh in with an opinion. Say what you want about Chris Webber, but the dude DID pull Tyra Banks – back when Tyra Banks was worth pulling. I have no doubt that Doug Christie is a huge whore, but I feel like the best HE can do is blowing Vlade Divac in the locker room while Vlade ashes on his head.
That is one grim picture.
aaaaand I now need a new keyboard. That you WWSM, thank you very fucking much.
Can we put a moratorium on attaching pictures of burn victims on posts?
It just makes me sad in the pants.
David Stern is upset he didn't come up with a baby ban first.
Natural Family Planning Method
best euphemism for "facial" i've ever heard
Brady Quinn is furious – heard Brady offered to be the surrogate donor egg.
Who is this horrible man in the picture and what does he have to do with Parker and the Gremlin having a baby?
Eva's got quite the porn 'stache in that pic.
Not quite Rollie Fingers territory, but certainly close to Eckersleyian standards.
Texas, isn't that, like, The DaVinci Code Part Deux?
Eva and Tony should get fertility treatment immediately to have quintuplets just to flaunt their religiosity in The Desperate Housewives face.
@Weed: You can't get pregnant taking it up the ass from your wife while she's wearing a strap on so I think they'll be okay.
Works for us.
-Brenda Warner
natural family planning method = "pull out and pray"
You see that is what they make those targets over the ass for….Natural Family Planning=Tattoo target over ass<facial
If they had had this in the NBA in the mid 90's Shawn Kemp would still be in the league
Good for the Housewives people, the world is gay enough.
If Parker can ever get it up after the sexual dressing-down Longoria gave him in the press, I guess they'll have something to worry about.