Lemme tell you, sometimes it's worth being a day late on a story in order to get high-res pictures of the sexy athlete in question. In this case, Serena Williams soothed the sting of her French Open loss by heading to Miami Beach, where she stampeded around with her boyfriend, some guy.
Enjoy the photos. No no — don't thank me, I'm just doing my job.
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Richard Williams requests you take these pictures down. Not because they objectify his daughter, but as a favor to all men.
I think my balls just crawled back up inside my body cavity.
Oh, and Serena is certainly A-Rod's type of "woman".
Isn't he afraid she's going to roll over one night and crush him in his sleep?
sweet jesus, i bet you she could play doubles with herself and her ass.
Just stick another racket in there and you're set.
They should send a rescue team up there to look for Venus,she hasn't been heard from in quite some time.
Who needs Ipecac when we have Serena's ass.
Matt…notice my Albatar…THAT is the type of celebrity bikini pic you’re supposed to post…
First Daly titties, now Serena's ass… Matt, what has gotten into you?
I mean, I like big asses, but that shit is frightening.
Also, what the fuck am I missing? What's an 'albatar'?
I like big butts and I cannot lie…actually, I think even Sir Mix-A-Lot might have some limits. I mean there are big butts and then there is the Titantic.
Her back looks like South Dakota.
The hottest gift this Christmas will be the Serena's Ass Nutcracker.
Her back is a little blacker then South Dakota I can assure you of that.
I just had diarriah better looking then that.
I actually showed some co-workers both the diarriah then Serena. They all agreed.
Would somebody please save that poor bikini bottom?
What was that black guy doing swimming in Loch Ness?
"Drop your panties sir Williams, I can not wait until lunchtime."
Serena's just retaining water.
Atlantic Ocean water.
All of it.
Hey, Matt, you have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that. Ricidulous, completely ridiculous! Can you believe that character? Way out of line, way out of line. I have a good mind to go to the warden about this. You know what hurts the most is the…the lack of respect, you know? That's what hurts the most.
Except for the, except for the other thing, that hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second-most.
OH MY GOD, SERENA WILLIAMS ATE JOHN DALY!
Good God I hate you.
Great Dirty Work reference, JonathanWK.
EWE.
No, seriously. I think there is a sheep trapped in there. Somebody help get her out, please.
wait…what?
possible caption for the 4th photo:
"yo, bitch…i found yo weave."
JonathanWK, you like that I called your friend a fat pig? Look at you, you have the personality of a dead moth. Why dont you get a horse and live in the mountains, and stop bothering people?
IM IN UR CRACK…U NEED 2 SHUB
Oh well, as nauseating as these pictures are, it could be worse.
I could've had my nose bit off by a SAIGON WHORE.
Mother of God. Either she is wearing black bottoms or no bottoms.
Haraway: An Albtar is my Jessica Alba Avatar…I believe the phrase was coined by Tim when I had my 1st one up.
Gotcha….I knew I missed something.
That ass is affecting the tides. Science save us!
Serena!! Venus, is that you? Where are you? I'm up Uranus. You sat on me during a changeover.
/ducks
Anyone want to see the front?
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The answer was no… no, you didn't.
That is just disgusting. Half animal, half human. In Germany we say: Pfui deibel!
How have the Patriots not signed her yet?
That is just disgusting. Half animal, half human. In Germany we say: Pfui deibel!
That is just disgusting. Half animal, half human. In Germany we say: Pfui deibel!
That is just disgusting. Half animal, half human. In Germany we say: Pfui deibel!
I wouldn't touch that ass with Alison Stokke's pole.
That poor guy with her looks as disgusted as we all are. Anyone else thinking 'Norbert' ?
*Norbit. Way to ruin a good reference to a classy movie… :cough:
That poor guy with her looks as disgusted as we all are
You know she grabbed him by the throat and made him go down on her…
Anyone else thinking 'Norbert' ?
No.
If I was ever going to have sex with another man, Serena Williams would be near the top of my list.
I'm thinking sherbet.
Eh…I'd still take her over Venus. You know…if someone put a gun to my head.
Sir Mix-A-Lot is lovin it.
Sodomie
Picture #3
"Now this is the panoramic setting. You use it to take pictures of large settings, like the ocean, the mountains or my badonkadonk."
You know, the sad thing is she is still light years better looking than Mauresmo or Henin.
Tennis really missed its chance for lawn porn since the heydey of Kournikova and Hingis. Sharapova will(hopefully) be left fucking those Serb trogs centre court at Wimbledon.
Don't anyone even THINK of going in. That ass won't even let light escape.
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I thought that playing tennis professionally would firm and tone her ass. Apparently, the hold that Kentucky Fried Chicken has upon that ass is strong.
She's headed down the same road as Aretha "Airbus" Franklin. That is, littered with twinkie wrappers and chicken bones.
Show me whatcha workin wit'!
LCPL, thanks for getting HHY on the same page. We ass men have to stick together.
Jeezus, I go away for a few hours and I miss the sexiest day ever. Does it help at all that I was in a bowling alley most of this time?
You are all blowing this out of proportion. Or rather, God is. C'mon God, we all like a laugh but Goddamn
Wow.
I guess black does crack, huh?
Jack's hands must have been otherwise occupied upon seeing this photo suit. I see he failed to comment.
Trog lives…
Anyone have a spoon for that potato salad?
-It's not potato salad! It's cottage cheese!
Her rear looks like about five pounds of ground beef that's been sitting in the sun for three weeks. Sloppy Joe's anyone?
that looks like Jackie Long from ATL and Idlewild