TONY LARUSSA IS A SEXY VEGETARIAN
06.04.07
I'm a little bit late arriving to this story, but a while back D.C. Sports Bog pointed out that none other than Tony LaRussa is on the ballot for World's Sexiest Vegetarian, and it flew under my radar until the FanHaus picked it up.
Among the more than 200 sizzling celebs who are vying for this year's titles: country music sensation Carrie Underwood; ravishing redhead Bryce Dallas Howard; sexy starlet Alicia Silverstone; King Kong leading lady Naomi Watts;…House beauty Lisa Edelstein; Walk the Line's dashing "Johnny Cash," Joaquin Phoenix; Hollywood heartthrob Casey Affleck; …American Idol crooner Ruben Studdard; actor and 30 Seconds to Mars vocalist Jared Leto; Good Charlotte hottie Benji Madden; and dapper emcee Common.
I hope everyone's okay with the picture of Bryce Dallas Howard; I know how LaRussa sets hearts aflutter on this site.
LaRussa's competition in the world of sports includes Carl Lewis, Raja Bell, Anthony Peeler, and Ricky Williams, but with heartthrobs like Rick Rubin, Dennis Kucinich, Kevin Nealon, Peter Dinklage, and Weird Al Yankovic all competing on the men's side, it looks like the sports hunks may all be long shots.
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Ricky Williams only
eatssmokes the green.Jered Jeto simply cannot win due to his forbidden love of man meat
Maybe the "sexiest" man can be decided by cage match. I'd actually like to see Larussa (or anyone, really) beat Jared Leto to death.
luckily for LaRussa he can still drink alcoholic beverages and be eligible as a vegetarian. also, what self respecting italian-american can pass up a meatball ?
Can't wehave a 50 way tie and agree that all vegetarians are sexy? And by "sexy", I mean "annoying".
Somehow, I find it difficult to belive Ruben Studdard is a vegetarian.
I think that's a typo. Ruben Studdard eats vegetarians.
Who in the hell is Jered Jeto? And I saw Alicia Silverstone on tv the other day and she might be the stupidest human. ever.
Ruben has what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. I think he used to grab bear claws as a kid, two at a time, and get them lodged right in this region here.
motioning at stomach
Leave him alone. He has problems with his hands. He can't keep them out of his mouth.
I'm not calling the guy fat, but his ass has it's own congressman.
Ok, I'll stop.
As much as I love redheads, I look at Bryce Dallas Howard, and I think that this girl needs a little meat on her bones. Preferably pork, and preferably mine.
my doctor says I've been swallowing a lot of aggression…
When did Casey Affleck become a Hollywood Hearththrob??? Did I miss something there? Do dumb teenage chicks sit around with posters of him on their wall?
Did it say, "the drunken human liverspot?"
Casey Affleck's a heart throb… anyone want to tell me when every actor in Hollywood dropped dead except for Casey Affleck?
Somehow, I find it difficult to belive Ruben Studdard is a vegetarian.
It's true. Double Whoppers are considered a vegetable under the new food pyramid.
Fast work, Enrico. +1
Yeah Enrico, damn you for point out the "hollywood heartthrob" thing so fast.
Naomi Watts has to win it. I ain't even bullshittin dawg.
This is a competition right? Where am i?
So none of the women on this list give blowjobs, huh?
Dapper emcee Common? Dapper? Is that code for Who the Fuck is this?
@devang
I'm searching the list for someone who's straight
Surprise! Common has put together a better career than every single other person mentioned in that excerpt combined. His dad might not be as famous as Bryce's but he's a baller.
I think Kucinich wins in the category of vegetarian with the sexiest wife. Say what you want about the happy little elf, but he landed a babe of a wife:
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Good lord! And a redhead too! Something, something must be wrong.
There was a surprising (for being vegetarian) number of hip hop stars on the list; Andre 3000, GZA, RZA (are they related?), K-os, Q-Tip, KRS-One, M-1, K D Lang and, er, John C Reilly. I've not heard too many hip hop anthems triumphing the benefits of not eating meat. Not from John C Reilly anyway.
You can tell Rick Rubin is a vegetarian. He's got a small amount of spinach left on his face from lunch.
All I read in that post was "wah wah wah wah wah Naomi Watts wah wah wah"
Alicia Silverstone eats a lot of vegetables.
Angel Eyes just called KD Lang a hip hop artist. In which direction shall I cast my stone?
Towards that guy hanging there on the t.
I believe the RZA and the GZA are cousins, if I'm not mistaken. Then again, it's been years since I even thought of the Wu.
Yeah, Killa Dawg Lang. He was in the, er, Wee Papa Girl Rappers.
Bryce is a chick's name? How was that decided?
There was a vote, you were not invited.
It was decided right before they declared that middle names could be cities.
Man, go figure. I suppose I should get off the toilet more.